Name Something You Hear A lot Of People Say That Has You Like "That's a damn lie"

[Marco Zen]

"Idgaf what people think of me"

 

[YAYU]

my phone died

 

[Complexion]

"I'm a happy person"

 

[Oatmeal]

"I'll pay you back"

 

[MikelArteta]

I was busy
I love you
We will do our best to minimize Job Losses

 

[Citi Trends]

"i mentor poor black kids" - coli

 

[BillyBamDontGiveADamn]

I'm on my way

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

"I never lie"

It's always the most lyinest morheruffers that say that

 

[ba'al]

"I'm Almost There."

 

[goatmane]

"Omg sorry I just woke up"

"Sorry I just saw your text "

ugly gang gang

 

[ba'al]

Also nikkas lying on they dikk saying they sleep with certain women.

Or when passive agreissive people say something back handed but say they were "just kidding/playing."

 

[O.T.I.S.]

“I need to borrow money because I got more bills than you”

Nah, you need to borrow money because you’re terrible at it and are too busy paying shyt for bytches

 

[Jean Jacket]

I love you.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

The Earth is flat.

No one ever landed on the Moon.

Vaccines cause autism.

Black people were in America before Columbus.

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[Orange cream shake]

I’m cut the grass before you get home. I straightened out the basement.