Name Something You Hear A lot Of People Say That Has You Like "That's a damn lie"

[ignorethis]

"I'm part Indian"

 

[⠀X ⠀]

"Im not an Indian!!!"

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Being fat runs in my family.

No it doesn't. Families eat the same fattening meals, and don't value healthy eating, and exercise. That is why you're all fat.

 

[ba'al]

When christians nikkas say "God gone make a way" "They're in a better place now" "I'm blessed and highly favored."

 

[315]

"I don't usually do this"

 

[ba'al]

"I don't usually do this"

"I told her I don't usually do this, I don't fukk on the first night
Cause after I beat ya baby I'm liable To fukk up your whole life."

Even Though I'm Not Your Man, You Not My Girl
I'm A Call You My Shaaawty

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Planes didn't hit the Twin Towers. They were brought down by a planned demolition.

9/11 was an inside job.

The buildings fell at free-fall speed.

They found molten steel at Ground Zero.

​

 

[Ghost_In_A_Shell]

'Mexico will pay for the wall's '

fam, I ain't got time to name all this man's falsehoods

 

[Llcoolbay]

"I'll hit you up later"

And they be like "Damn, I forgot you should've texted me"

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

“I just saw your text”

“I don’t usually do this”

 

[Gold]

"If it was me, i woulda...."

You wouldn't have done shyt

 

[Rack4K]

'You cant help who you love'

 

[[REDACTED]]

i'll be there in 5 minutes

 

[fact]

On here:
“I’m not even a Trump supporter like that, but......”

 

[ba'al]

"New Year, New Me."