name your insecurities

[Hoodoo Child]

Still true. Yeah I know “thick thighs save lives” blah blah blah

Nothing wrong with that. I remember my first Krabby Patty

 

[WesCrook]

Can't dance

I show up on the scene....decked out in a collared shirt, vest, slacks, and pork pie hat. I have the LOOK of someone who can burn a whole in the floor.

Females would ask me to dance or would take my hand and head to the floor.

I end up giving them the...

 

[Lurk_skward]

I don't speak loud enough

What? We couldn’t hear you

 

[Lurk_skward]

My feet stay smelling