Name your son De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt, brehs

[hashmander]

He get it from his momma: "My mom came up with my name," Crawford told 247Sports. "She named me this because she knew I would be the best athlete out of everyone in the family."

i find this quote really sad. probably wasn't even out the womb yet when she thought of that name and the only hopes and dreams she had for this kid is that he's an athlete. wow. best of luck to him because he's gonna need it.

 

[Tigron]

RIP DJ Rashad

 

[Stone Cold]

One of my fiends has a very hard to pronounce African first name. It took him YEARS of not getting interviews with a Masters degree before he figured out he had to use stop using his whole name, and just use first and middle name initials.

He’s now making $120K

& lost a little bit of his soul

 

[KneeGrow.]

Nah, this ain't it.

No, this is the most "it" it has ever been it.

 

[Neuromancer]

And Whoever is controlling his character is playing this shyt on hard mode.

Intentionally.

 

[Neuromancer]

i find this quote really sad. probably wasn't even out the womb yet when she thought of that name and the only hopes and dreams she had for this kid is that he's an athlete. wow. best of luck to him because he's gonna need it.

The fact that athlete was her best hope for him is depressing.

 

[Neuromancer]

Also did his father come up with the toevadoit part?

 

[Apprentice]

Why yall hating this nikka could be a young legend in the making

White folk name they kids dog names like Rex and Brick, he gon be fine as long as he keep a good head on his shoulders

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Morethan1]

It's possible he might say F athletics and go into medicine. This young breh could become a surgeon.

Patient: I'm nervous, this is my first time having an operation and it's on my brain.

Nurse: Don't worry you'll be fine your surgeon is De'Coldest

Patient: Who?

*Sugeon walks in*

Surgeon: Hello, I'm De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt

Patient:.....

Nurse: Told You, nothing to worry about.

Yall some creative nikkas

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

He really maybe the coldest. Just got an offer from LSU.

 

[Another Man]

Why yall hating this nikka could be a young legend in the making

White folk name they kids dog names like Rex and Brick, he gon be fine as long as he keep a good head on his shoulders

Wait, who named their kid Brick?

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

He maybe the coldest. Just got a offer from LSU.

the jerseys and merch gonna be flying off the shelf if he ends up getting drafted

 

[tuckgod]

I wish my parents were that trill

 

[Dr. Narcisse]