Naruto:

I hear Sakura's pregnant, congrats breh!
Sasuke:

Mmm hmm... Look Naruto I'm gonna need to head out of town for a bit.
Naruto:

The fukk for?
Sasuke:

I've got some leads I want to follow up on is all.
Naruto:

Yeah? I'm listening.
Sasuke:

It's a whole thing with Kaguys and remnants, all that shyt breh. You know what? I'll write up a field report.
Naruto:

Kaguya?
Sasuke:

I told you it's the remnants! I must depart immediatly!
Naruto:

Chill breh I'll just put together a task force, Konoha's best and brightest.
Sasuke:

Uh... No, no it has to be me this is something that requires my sharingan.
Naruto:

I get it breh. How long this gonna take?
Sasuke:

Who knows? I could be out indefinitely, you know how it is.
Naruto:

If you say so breh.
Sasuke:

Oh and I'm gonna need for you to keep this under wraps.
Naruto:

Got it.