Essential Naruto.... you know y'all read this! (Book Spoilers like a Muhhfukka)

[T-K-G]

this nikka kishi made sasuke flip that fukking quick just so he could do this fanservice kages vs. madara fight


who's telling what kind of bullshyt he's gonna pull outta his ass to make this madara/obito vs. kage/ninja alliance/sasukexoro fight close

 

[twan83]

1st hokage all excited seeing madara bet he wont be when he see is grand daughter cut in half

ya this shyt dont sound right though somebody bout to make a turn thats way too much fire power on the offense side

it be some shyt half of the hokage break the release the other 2 dont and we have a hokage battle royale

 

[acri1]

I'm just trying to figure out how Obito and Madara won't get curbstomped.

I mean I know they're powerful and all, but just those two (and the Juubi) vs. The 1st Hokage, the 2nd, the 3rd, the 4th, Naruto, the entire ninja alliance using the nine-tails chakra, Bee, Kakashi, Sasuke, AND Orochimaru? :damn

That's damn near everybody in the manga. If Madara and Obito can beat all them, they probably deserve to win.

 

[throughthefire]

Oh yeah I also like how the 3rd owned up to being the worst Hokage ever.

wow serioiusly? what about tsunade? and maybe tobimara with his dictator like qualities...

lol at this "3rd should've taken care of ochimaru"...lol seriously? nikka was rollin with akatsuki then went MIA until popping up at the chunnin exam..how was teh 3rd suppose to track him. nobody knew he was running the sound village and even if he did..no one would want to start a 3rd shinobi war. "he got his ass handed by orochimaru" yep he did..at the age of 70..nikka was a shell of his former self and orochimaru was clearly at his prime with both functioning hands and two past kages on his side..his monkey sidekick even told him he was like 1/3rd of what he use to be...seriously if a 70 year old shinobi can handle that shyt then i want to see him when he was 30 and y'all acting as if orochimaru was some ninja scrub lmaoo..and i dont wanna hear but "ichi the god owned him" yes but everyone knows that the sharrigan is his greatest weakness..if it was a straight ninjutsu battle..oro would pwn neone because of his extensive ninjustu knoweldge ...oh and what about the 3rd leading them to victory in the second ninja war causing the longest peace period the village has ever known?? and was named : "(忍の神, Shinobi no Kami) aka god of the shinobi due to being the strongest ninja in the second war era

 

[throughthefire]

I'm just trying to figure out how Obito and Madara won't get curbstomped.

I mean I know they're powerful and all, but just those two (and the Juubi) vs. The 1st Hokage, the 2nd, the 3rd, the 4th, Naruto, the entire ninja alliance using the nine-tails chakra, Bee, Kakashi, Sasuke, AND Orochimaru? :damn

That's damn near everybody in the manga. If Madara and Obito can beat all them, they probably deserve to win.

i'm pretty sure its not just them..we'll def see some suprises and double agents popping up

 

[newtothis]

I can see Oro making a play for Madara's eyes, right before he is sealed.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

wow serioiusly? what about tsunade? and maybe tobimara with his dictator like qualities...

lol at this "3rd should've taken care of ochimaru"...lol seriously? nikka was rollin with akatsuki then went MIA until popping up at the chunnin exam..how was teh 3rd suppose to track him. nobody knew he was running the sound village and even if he did..no one would want to start a 3rd shinobi war. "he got his ass handed by orochimaru" yep he did..at the age of 70..nikka was a shell of his former self and orochimaru was clearly at his prime with both functioning hands and two past kages on his side..his monkey sidekick even told him he was like 1/3rd of what he use to be...seriously if a 70 year old shinobi can handle that shyt then i want to see him when he was 30 and y'all acting as if orochimaru was some ninja scrub lmaoo..and i dont wanna hear but "ichi the god owned him" yes but everyone knows that the sharrigan is his greatest weakness..if it was a straight ninjutsu battle..oro would pwn neone because of his extensive ninjustu knoweldge ...oh and what about the 3rd leading them to victory in the second ninja war causing the longest peace period the village has ever known?? and was named : "(忍の神, Shinobi no Kami) aka god of the shinobi due to being the strongest ninja in the second war era

I like how you conveniently left out that Orochimaru was only able to join Akatasuki and do all that other shyt because the 3rd refused to kill him.

The 3rd found out about Orochimaru kidnapping and experimenting on kids, acknowledged that the only way to stop him was to kill him and STILL let him walk.

As for Tsunade, her entire stint as Hokage has been about dealing with shyt the 3rd wasn't on top of.

 

[throughthefire]

I like how you conveniently left out that Orochimaru was only able to join Akatasuki and do all that other shyt because the 3rd refused to kill him.

The 3rd found out about Orochimaru kidnapping and experimenting on kids, acknowledged that the only way to stop him was to kill him and STILL let him walk.

As for Tsunade, her entire stint as Hokage has been about dealing with shyt the 3rd wasn't on top of.

that was one mistake..and that warents him worst hokage of all time?? . and he explained y..he didn't have the will to kill his pupil .. aperson that he loved so much..thats like saying hashi was a shyt hokage because he let madara walk away even though he threatened to kill him and harm the village

"As for Tsunade, her entire stint as Hokage has been about dealing with shyt the 3rd wasn't on top of." oh really?? the 3rd was responsible for akatsuki attacking konoha..for pain practically killing almost everyone in that village?? lolol

 

[HookersandIceCream]

How you gonna let the entire village piss on the son of the hero who died saving your village

 

[Mic-Nificent]

How you gonna let the entire village piss on the son of the hero who died saving your village

He also didn't look out for Sasuke like Itachi asked. He allowed Sasuke to become such an emo bytch.

He also just admitted in this chapter that he allowed Danzo to do all that dirty shyt behind the scenes because he didn't have the heart to.

 

[throughthefire]

How you gonna let the entire village piss on the son of the hero who died saving your village

he didn't :" Hiruzen created the decreed to prohibit any mention of Naruto's nature as a jinchūriki in the hope that the other children would not resent him. However, even without knowing the reason, most of the children followed their parents' example and ostracised Naruto.[12] The social isolation would cause Naruto to develop a need to be acknowledged through mischief." so hiruzen has to micro manage every single person in that village? like he said he wasn't a dictaor and aspired to follow the 1st hokage as an example

 

[throughthefire]

He also didn't look out for Sasuke like Itachi asked. He allowed Sasuke to become such an emo bytch.

He also just admitted in this chapter that he allowed Danzo to do all that dirty shyt behind the scenes because he didn't have the heart to.

breh you seem to forget y the uchiha were massacred..because they were planning a bloody coup which would have caused the total annahilation of the uchiha with the death of many non'uchihas..itachi da gawd understood this and took the sacrifice...and the village is run by the elders: danzo, the old dude, the hag and the hokage..3rd wanted peaceful negotiations but they voted in favor of a secret solution

 

[Mic-Nificent]

he didn't :" Hiruzen created the decreed to prohibit any mention of Naruto's nature as a jinchūriki in the hope that the other children would not resent him. However, even without knowing the reason, most of the children followed their parents' example and ostracised Naruto.[12] The social isolation would cause Naruto to develop a need to be acknowledged through mischief." so hiruzen has to micro manage every single person in that village? like he said he wasn't a dictaor and aspired to follow the 1st hokage as an example

Damn you working hard to spin this shyt....

The 4th explicitly said he wanted to Village to view Naruto as a hero. So making it a point to tell everyone how much Naruto's entire family sacrificed for the good of the village, he keeps shyt completely under wraps and allows Naruto to be hated by everyone.

He didn't even fukking tell Naruto who his parents were....dumbest fukking decision ever....well after NOT killing the guy who said he was gonna cause all kinds fukkery.

 

[throughthefire]

Damn you working hard to spin this shyt....

The 4th explicitly said he wanted to Village to view Naruto as a hero. So making it a point to tell everyone how much Naruto's entire family sacrificed for the good of the village, he keeps shyt completely under wraps and allows Naruto to be hated by everyone.

He didn't even fukking tell Naruto who his parents were....dumbest fukking decision ever....well after NOT killing the guy who said he was gonna cause all kinds fukkery.

but as i said..how can the 3rd convince that a kid carrying a a tailed monster is a hero... you seem to forget that EVERY KID WITH A TAILED MONSTER is viewed as a monster and a curse to the village...does killer b's child hood seem fimiliar to you? does gaara's childhood seem fimiliar ( even though he was a son of a sunakage?) lolol "he didn't tell who his parents were" y does he need to tell him..he's not a nanny..he isn't naruto's adopted god father ..jiraiya was..blame jiraiya for that..he was bound to figure out anyways

 

[Hades]

This is a long shot but I'm going to say that Hashirama died because of Kurama. He sealed him inside himself and died as a result. A temporary fix if you will. Or he gave up his chakra to help seal him in someone else. This may have been the first developments of the fuuin jutsu. Maybe whomever was the jinchuuriki before Naruto's mother, Kushina, was the first (or second) jinchuuriki after the First's effort. Hell, he could have been pushed to death because of sealing (housing) Kurama then died while transferring him to the next host.