NBA Goon Squad: Who's your starting five?

[Kaypain]

All I need is the cats from the Palace Royale

Jermine
Stephen
Ron

and the rest of em

 

[Amulet of Immortality]

a) Latrell Sprewell
b) Vernon Maxwell
c) Charles Oakley
d) Charles Barkley
e) Stephen Jackson

 

[K-ZOE]

Isiah Thomas is not receiving the proper love in this thread. You cannot name a tougher guard than Zeke. Maybe as tough as (AI, Stockton), but no one is tougher.
Sheed is overrated as a goon. Who has he gooned up on? He yells at refs.

C- Shaq
PF- Mahorn
SF- Anthony Mason
SG- Iverson
PG- Thomas

Not that contact is gonna bother AI, but your goons really wanna fukk with him and worry about retaliation from Mase, Mahorn, and Shaq? Somebody will die.

 

[manyfaces]

Laimbeer was more of a troll than a goon though. Bird, Parish, Barkley, etc. mudhole stomped him.
You're right abut the rest of the squad. The goons were, Mahorn, Rodman, Zeke, and Dumars.

Dumars....goon?

 

[Danie84]

Magic Johnson hands down.

Punch himself in the nose and watch everyone scatter

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

ron ron
vernon maxwell
charles Oakley
rick mahorn
bill laimbeer

jerry stackhouse as my 6th man

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

All i know is Oakley Artest and Vernon Maxwell belong on any all goon team.

thats like the holy trinity

 

[trollol]

Zach Randolph - C
Charles Oakley - PF
Anthony Mason - SF
Stephen Jackson - SG
Ron Artest - running the point



Now my all c00n Squad


David Robinson - C
Karl Malone - PF
Charles Barkley - SF
Kobe Bryant - SG
Greg Anthony - PG

at c00n squad


goons:
pg: veron maxwell
sg: stephen jackson
c: bill lambieer
pf: charles oakley
sf: ron artest
6th man: rick mahorn

p*ssy squad
pg: asutin rivers
sg: vince carter
c: andrea bargnani
sf: shane battier
pf: bosh spice
mascot/cheerleader: drake

imagining a game between these 2 squads

 

[Billy Preston]

Rasheed Wallace
Z-Bo
Steven Jackson
StackHouse
Javaruos Crittiton in the cut with the pistol

Sheed was never a goon. He just talked a lot of shyt

nikkas really forgot about Xavier McDaniel huh

I remember when they had Xavier McDaniel on an episode of Married With Children getting his goon on.

Sidenote, Peggy looked like she wanted some of the X Man.

 

[richtree]

Starting 5 is too difficult, lotta people deserve a spot

Tony Allen
Vernon Maxwell
Stephen Jackson
Charles Oakley
Zach Randolph

some honorable mentions: Jermaine "sliding punch" O'Neal, Ron Artest, Cliff Robinson

 

[b. woods]

Now my all c00n Squad


David Robinson - C
Karl Malone - PF
Charles Barkley - SF
Kobe Bryant - SG
Greg Anthony - PG

Wouldn't be the starting 2 on the "c00n Squad", being that he is the founder of the "No nikkas" principle?


EDIT: Then again, maybe is the head coach, which would keep at the 2.

 

[King Biko]

@Billy Preston I know. Sheed gone be the nikka who make the whole shyt pop off from his shyt talking.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Artest
Oakley
Mahorn
James Johnson " His parents are black belts. He has eight siblings, and they are also all black belts of varying degrees. His youngest sister, about 10 years his junior, is working toward her third degree. He’s a second-degree black belt himself. His first MMA bout came at the age of 18. Johnson was declared the winner after 97 seconds. He’s fought a total of seven MMA matches and is undefeated. He’s 20-0 in all his kickboxing matches."
Stephen Jackson

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

4 straight up goons and an ultimate black belt..game over

 

[nieman]

PG - Rod Strickland or Terry Porter
SG - Mad Max
SF - Anthony Mason
PF - Oak
C - Laimbeer

6th man - X-Man