I'd take Steven Adam's.
Soon as his theme "from a Land Down Under" hits all the players will freeze
He'd barrel towards the ring and start throwing people out everyone 6"7 and under first. Then he'd fold up KD like a paper airplane and shoot his ass into the arms of some happy ass kid in the third row like a free souvenir.
Itd end up with him Bron and JR Smith.
Smith would fukk it up trying to pin Steven Adam's
JR try to explain to Bron "I thought it was one-fall!"
Adam's then throws them both out as they're arguing.
It sets up tension for the eventual JR-Bron feud which the fans didn't really want to see.
his genes crazy. I'd take his sister Valerie over almost all these cats 