Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
The Utah Cac's
The Indiana Burning Crosses
The Charlotte Nah's
The Los Angeles Holmes
The Indiana Burning Crosses

The Charlotte Nah's

The Los Angeles Holmes




lol @ Florida Kis
Rick Ross wouldn't know what to do with himself
Pelicans should never be a name of any team..
since the hornets are changing their name to the pelicans and Charlotte is expected to take it, what teams do you think should have their original names?
IMO the new Seattle team should be called the Grizzlies and Memphis can be the supersonics
And then the T Wolves can change back to the lakers and LA can become the Stars of something


I fixed everything, thank me later...
Charlotte <--- Hornets
"Bobcats" =
"Hawks" =
Atlanta = A-Town Rush
"Grizzlies" =
Memphis = Blues
"Wizards" =
Washington <---- Clippers (since you can't call 'em the Bullets (don't ask how))
LAC = Reds (now, when Memphis plays LAC, it'll REALLY be a rivalry game!)
N.O. <---- Jazz
Utah = Saltines
Minnesota <---- Lakers
L.A. = Riots
Seattle <---- Thunder
Oklahoma City <---- Bombers
Brooklyn <---- Warriors
Golden State <---- Macks Of The Golden State (say the whole thing)
"Rockets" =
Houston <---- Heat
Miami = Vice (or, "Florida Kis")
Sacramento <----Nuggets
Denver <---- Raptors
Toronto = Hosers (or "Ehs")
Detroit <---- either Pacers or Cavaliers
Indiana <---- Celtics
Boston = Stranglers
Cleveland <---- Sixers
Philadelphia = Bros
Chicago, Dallas, San Antonio, Milwaukee, N.Y. Knicks, Orlando, Phoenix, Portland stay how you are, and it's all good...
fukk new names. Half the league needs new uniforms.![]()