Nearly Invincible JIUJITSU Fighter Takes Bullets Like Nerf Balls

Mowgli

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I'm disappointed in you

If a gorilla attacked me and I already knew I was fukked I'd rather tAke one hit and be done than sit there in pain getting mauled for ten minutes

Especially if your not doing any of the training youre practicing and just standing there
If a gorilla attacked me it would be dead though so maybe it's time for you to switchup your training regiment
 
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Damn, that is the first time I got to see the full video. He managed to kill and officer and majority of them were using rubber bullets. They then switched to live ammunition but that is not what killed him, he died because his windpipes were broken. I mentioned this back when it happened, they should have shot to kill from the start.
 

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This dumb fakkit think he Bruce Leroy because he rolls around dry-humping cacs on musty ass gym mats. :mjlol:

Probably expects his fractured hairline to start glowing when he grunts and flexes his titties.
Being p*ssy is a choice and you ready to get fukked at any moment.
 

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Being p*ssy is a choice and you ready to get fukked at any moment.
How long has it been since you were in an actual fistfight though? Not some gay softcore porn session with some cac in a musty ass gym. Have you ever been in a fight?
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
@Mowgli this dude was roided up and probably coked out at the time, those aren't staples of a pure MMA existence :jbhmm:

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Looks demonic and loaded with roids.
 

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1:48:merchant:

Does Brazilian Jujitsu help reverse testicle trauma? You don't scream like that and hold your crotch like that unless one of ya nuggets popped.:sadbron:
 

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How long has it been since you were in an actual fistfight though? Not some gay softcore porn session with some cac in a musty ass gym. Have you ever been in a fight?
Been a few years.

I wouldn't call it a fist fight though because I'm a jiujitsu fighter not a boxer.

More like someone swung missed and then was strangled on their feet and laid on their side.

Woke up like :dwillhuh: and I'm like


You ok little buddy? :ld:

You just fukked with me and got strangled but you're alive. Can I buy you a beer or something?
 

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Been a few years.

I wouldn't call it a fist fight though because I'm a jiujitsu fighter not a boxer.

More like someone swung missed and then was strangled on their feet and laid on their side.

Woke up like :dwillhuh: and I'm like


You ok little buddy? :ld:

You just fukked with me and got strangled but you're alive. Can I buy you a beer or something?
You're almost 40 still getting into street fights. You sound like you associate with dusty ass bums and do dusty ass bum shyt.
 

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yo, let's come back to reality after OP went full retard.

homeboy was unarmed and charged a firing squad....then he accidentally his whole life.

lol at encouraging people to train and get in shape so they can leave behind a nice looking, bullet ridden corpse.


:mjlol:

*edit*

just noticed this is a Mowgli thread full of :duck: as usual.

move along everyone.
 
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