Need 400 for rent in 5 hours UPDATE: got the dough

[joeychizzle]

So I got the money by posting a fake craigslist ad with pics of a giant black dikk.. I offered older white men ecstasy via penetration, for a small fee

In minutes I had like 30 emails

I told them I wanted 100 up front before I fukked them

I met up with 4 guys, took the cash, told them to bend over and lube their butthole while I got condoms from the car

Took off like

I'm not even mad at the method
Just creeped out a little

@ the amount of people that responded so quick:holystankmayne:

 

[Skrilla]

i know shyt gets rough breh but a man should never consider sucking dikk for dough that shouldn't even cross your mind. i know some nikkas were trolling with that shyt, but some were serious. sucking dikk for rent money?? shyt is never that bad nikka. there's other options

even if there weren't any other options i still wouldn't do that shyt

 

[Skrilla]

And word of advice....because u sound like this backwards priority nikka i went to HS with.

Keep some cash saved. If u live in a pretty decent neighborhood, keep it in a safe in your crib. Have a bank account, and your stash.

How you don't have rent money and about to get evicted, yet have all these toys n shyt.

nikkas be having PS4s, games, Jordans, expensive jeans, etc but no money saved to pay bills or emergencies/rainy days

 

[Uncle Kendrick]

Where are you located if you don't mind me asking?

Why you asking?

I'm from New Jersey

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

put this in the rafters

 

[Buckeye Fever]

So I got the money by posting a fake craigslist ad with pics of a giant black dikk.. I offered older white men ecstasy via penetration, for a small fee

In minutes I had like 30 emails

I told them I wanted 100 up front before I fukked them

I met up with 4 guys, took the cash, told them to bend over and lube their butthole while I got condoms from the car

Took off like

Positive fukkin rep, breh! Im over here DYIN

 

[xu1993]

Great post OP, I need these LOLs.

 

[The Burger King]

So I got the money by posting a fake craigslist ad with pics of a giant black dikk.. I offered older white men ecstasy via penetration, for a small fee

In minutes I had like 30 emails

I told them I wanted 100 up front before I fukked them

I met up with 4 guys, took the cash, told them to bend over and lube their butthole while I got condoms from the car

Took off like

Got that money and ran out to the car like...

 

[Stir Fry]

I put off checking out this thread, but then I saw the updated title about op getting the $$

Opened to this page and read this

i know shyt gets rough breh but a man should never consider sucking dikk for dough

Thought about backing out, but noticed people cracking up


Read the quoted update..

Damnit

 

[Prince Luchini]

So I got the money by posting a fake craigslist ad with pics of a giant black dikk.. I offered older white men ecstasy via penetration, for a small fee

In minutes I had like 30 emails

I told them I wanted 100 up front before I fukked them

I met up with 4 guys, took the cash, told them to bend over and lube their butthole while I got condoms from the car

Took off like

wow

at least things worked out for you I guess

 

[GreenGrass]

So I got the money by posting a fake craigslist ad with pics of a giant black dikk.. I offered older white men ecstasy via penetration, for a small fee

In minutes I had like 30 emails

I told them I wanted 100 up front before I fukked them

I met up with 4 guys, took the cash, told them to bend over and lube their butthole while I got condoms from the car

Took off like

 

[Scuti]

this nikka gotta live with the paranoia
he gots to live with the paranoia
you gonna be out with the family and walk into these old white homos
the gon surround your ass on some

 

[Dominic Decoco]

Funny af but

 

[Alfred0Santana]

Got that money and ran out to the car like...

 

[HoldThisL]

This thread is SUS .