Dont lose your job for a bird
Need advice on fukking a coworker
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Here's what you do.
Get that room ready.
Invite your boys and have them hide in the closet and bathroom before you get there.
Once you start slaying the girl, position her doggy style and once your start hitting it hard, have our boys come out of the closet and bathroom loud as fukk.
See how long you can stay on her.
And tell her it's just a little rodeo
Get that room ready.
Invite your boys and have them hide in the closet and bathroom before you get there.
Once you start slaying the girl, position her doggy style and once your start hitting it hard, have our boys come out of the closet and bathroom loud as fukk.
See how long you can stay on her.
And tell her it's just a little rodeo
Wow. The chick that went to Vegas had iud and let me splash freely after hitting for a while. Her guy was a shytty man that put her down but any excuse would have gotten me in that ass period, honestly. Bust in her mouth and tell her kiss him, she'd even get a room with me before they would get a room for that same night and take that creampie. Whole shyt was a turn on, but started getting out of hand...karma is real.
Change thread title to "Need advice on getting killed by a coworkers husband."
But you can nut all up in her. 
I need pics to assess this situation correctly.
JohnStarksMiddleFinger
Benz L. Bo$$ington
That "post-fap moment of clarity moment" Will have you realizing all the stupid choices you ever made
what the fukk was I thinking?
Breh, please don't smash this bytch you just met raw.
You gon think its all good till you gotta take a piss the next day & your shyts burning 
4North1Side2
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Just don't be stupid about it... Wear a condom and never go raw no matter what. Treat her with respect and dignity. Do not get rid of any texts or pictures just in case things go south. I've fukked coworkers and guests of hotels before.... If your the calm, cool, collected type, you'll never really have any problems because you'll resolves problems before they happen.
Only one time I had a problem, front desk supervisor called me hystically out of the blue claming I gave her an STD. I didn't raise my voice or argue, just said that's impossible, I'm going to get checked tomorrow and call me back when you know your full results. A few days later she called back apologizing profusely for the false alarm.
She made it up to me in an huge way
I figured I would share this here to see what you guys think I should do. My boss hit me up last week telling me that he's hired a new girl and he wants me to train her for the night shift. When she showed up that night, I pretty much showed her around and everything she needed to do. On a scale of 1-10, I would put her at a 7. She mentioned that she was married with a kid so I made no passes at her. I basically just showed her the job and that was it.
I gave her my number just in case she had any questions for the job. Since then, she's been hitting me up with stupid questions about shyt that I already showed her. We usually just text for a few minutes and then I would ignore her. I only seen her that one time at work. Last night, I was back at work and she texted me. The message flow pretty much went like this:
Talking about work
to
Agreeing that we should hang out some time
to
Her telling me how her husband isn't shyt and how he's doesn't have sex with her.
to
More talking about how we should hang out
to
her saying that we should get a room
to
going back and forth about what's going to happen when we finally fukk
She supposedly wants to fukk so bad that she wants to come up to the job tomorrow for a quick taste
We just finally agreed to get a room next week to have more time. I honestly didn't realize what I got myself into but here I am. I was always taught to not shyt where you sleep and I've never fukked a co-worker before. I know one way or another, shyt will eventually get ugly. She basically made it clear that she doesn't care if I'm with someone as all she wants is a fukk buddy. I really talked myself into a hole here and I don't know if I should back out or not. I would feel like a fakkit if I back out but it might be the best choice for the long run. What would you guys do in this situation?
You reap what you sow... don't do it breh.
To the threadstarter. go ahead and eat. but make sure u stop texting. keep it on short telephone convos.
but u say u got a girl, if shes treating u right, and she has potential to be wifey, stay away from that work girl.
but u say u got a girl, if shes treating u right, and she has potential to be wifey, stay away from that work girl.
You're really gonna risk your job over some p*ssy?
I thought nikka's already knew it's always p*ssy > paper
negro take your ass back to math class, you put the greater than sign in the wrong damn direction.4North1Side2
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Horrible advice. Their's always that small possibility of a woman playing victim and screaming rape. Keep as much evidence as possible to show she was an willing participant in everything. I go as far to videotape pretty much all the chicks I'm with.
OP even if y'all don't fukk, everyone else will assume your fukking even her man if he someone how finds out. Happens to me all the time, I friendzone myself with females at work, all the male employees assume I'm fukking them when all we do is talk and nothing more.