Need Help Passing Drug Test

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So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

I smoke everyday, a little over a quarter oz a week. I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks. What are the best detox cleansers to take? I honestly don't really want to use synthetic urine, just seems too risky. If there are some good detox cleansers, do I have to stop for a week, or can I literally smoke a day or two before the test? Also, what else helps other than cleansers? I heard drinking lots of water and working out a lot to sweat it out.

My plan for now is to try to find a detox cleanser and then test it with a store bought drug test before I do the actual drug test. If it fails, I can call and pay a small fee to push back my piss test.

Any help would be very much appreciated.
 
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this is why I dont do crime and I work for myself....

I REFUSE to give up my weed habit.

have you been popped for multiple offenses? I got caught up in some shyt one time and had everything dismissed cause it was a first offense...... had to go to a drug program but it was optional and I told em, fukk that haha


You might be fukked bro... I dont really trust those detox things... my only advice would be to stop.

I know its hard, but thats all you can do
 
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:mjpalm:Clown you had ONE job, and that was to NOT keep doing your thing. Good luck, whicha lack of self-control.

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I run a drug rehab center. Zelle me and I'll write some shyt with my letterhead saying you passed before I leave my office today. Real talk.:yeshrug:
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:salute:....:patrice:Though this dummy needs to learn his lesson.
 
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CorporateTrapper said:
this is why I dont do crime and I work for myself....

I REFUSE to give up my weed habit.

have you been popped for multiple offenses? I got caught up in some shyt one time and had everything dismissed cause it was a first offense...... had to go to a drug program but it was optional and I told em, fukk that haha


You might be fukked bro... I dont really trust those detox things... my only advice would be to stop.

I know its hard, but thats all you can do
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BRO! We in the same situation. I'll just put it all out. Got a DUI a couple months ago. Blew under the legal limit though. They are telling me to meet with a drug counselor just to show the court I'm not a druggie. But the drug counselor makes you piss in a cup. It's totally optional, but extremely recommended. I think if it comes back clean, I won't get put on probation. If I fail or don't do it, who knows. If I fail, I basically waste like $150 that the drug counselor charges, but I don't send the report into the court or my attorney. It's not like I'm doing this for probation or a job where if I fail I get fukked or lose my job. If I fail, I basically waste my money. The more I think about it, this being not a super serious situation, maybe I'll just use the synthetic urine.

Anyone know do they make you pee in front of someone or do I go in a room by myself?
 
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White people intentionally flooded our communities with drugs for a reason, they want black peoples brains to be jacked up on drugs and addicted to television

Well read black men and women with clear heads and stable households is what they fear

Kick the habit. I used to smoke but have been clean since late 2016
 
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