Need Help Passing Drug Test

[FSP]

I can vouch for this

High Voltage Detox - Instructions For Fast & Effective Toxin Cleanse

Try it at home first and see tho

Im not trying to get nikkas hemmed up

I'm not arguing with you, cuz i think that method is fine, but ideally you don't want to use your own piss unless you know you're gonna be watched.

Detox & stuff was made for people who have to do supervised pee. If no one's watching you, substitution is always the best method.

EDIT: however since you got popped with a charge they might supervise you

 

[New Username]

I'm not arguing with you, cuz i think that method is fine, but ideally you don't want to use your own piss unless you know you're gonna be watched.

Detox & stuff was made for people who have to do supervised pee. If no one's watching you, substitution is always the best method.

EDIT: however since you got popped with a charge they might supervise you

Fake penis with someone else piss could work too

 

[Nymbus]

Should've studied like me

 

[CoryMack]

So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

I smoke everyday, a little over a quarter oz a week. I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks. What are the best detox cleansers to take? I honestly don't really want to use synthetic urine, just seems too risky. If there are some good detox cleansers, do I have to stop for a week, or can I literally smoke a day or two before the test? Also, what else helps other than cleansers? I heard drinking lots of water and working out a lot to sweat it out.

My plan for now is to try to find a detox cleanser and then test it with a store bought drug test before I do the actual drug test. If it fails, I can call and pay a small fee to push back my piss test.

Any help would be very much appreciated.

Ignore these Cretans.

Just find some clean piss and take it with you. Practice at home to get it up to the correct temp and go from there.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Just stop
Run, sweat, drink water
Shyt alot
You'll be good.
THINK BIG PICTURE, LONG-TERM

 

[Big Daddy]

Thread should’ve been done and locked after the Quick Fix post. If you go any other method than the synthetic urine route good fukking riddance

 

[RARI_Godwind]

So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

....

I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks.

As brehs said, ain’t no real science to it, the more you smoke the longer it’ll take to get out your system. No magic number of days or liters of water or anything

Everyday for 10 years you must be smokin strong/multiple times a day to maintain the feeling. You could try to use the sneakin techniques we all know of but end of the day it’s let go and let god


I gave up the agony of even thinking bout all this. Imagine you go through all this and then they decide to pluck a hair

 

[mortuus est]

Just stop
Run, sweat, drink water
Shyt alot
You'll be good.
THINK BIG PICTURE, LONG-TERM

for real

breh said can he smoke a day before the piss test SMH

stop smoking and drink alot of lemon water

 

[Kixx]

I'm tired of trying to figure out what will work and what won't work. Basically decided on this:

Gonna just get a medical card and fail the test. If I'm medically approved it shouldn't hurt the test as it will say I'm taking it for medical purposes. I ain't peeing for a job or probation, this is for a drug and alcohol assessment for the court. Doubt they will care about a little bit of weed in my system when i was charged for a low DUI. I also live in Colorado, so everyone does it here.

I basically spoke with a place that does the assessments and the lady was like "oh don't even worry, keep smoking just show us proof that it is for medical purposes and you'll be fine." Couldn't be happier, gonna put one in the air soon.

 

[Sterling Archer]

like they’re not gonna know

risk losing your job over someone who can’t quit smoking pot for 3 weeks

What's for them to know? Unless he is not allowed to travel out of state, he'd have a document from a licensed professional and certified organization. Even if he dropped dirty in front of them, simply due to the nature of drug screening and unpredictable environment variables, it wouldn't affect me at all.

I know what you're saying though but the only reason I bust moves for people is because I solely have all control over the outcome. I'm the executive director. Ain't no one over me but the Board of Directors and since we're a 501c3, it's in name only. There's so many protocols in place with hipaa, DASA and our infrastructure that if it even reached me at all, I would just lie. I got subpoenaed today and basically said "nah" because an employees mom died so I told them he doesn't work here anymore and without a court order and warrant, I'm not releasing his info for you to find him. Even with a court order, I'd falsify his contact information, 1099 him so even if they tried to prove he works here, I'm not obligated legally to hold on to contracted employee information. This is of course if they even bothered to try to get both a court order and warrant beyond a subpoena. He's burying his mom Tuesday. No way I'm gonna have him at city hall talking to a$$holes over work shyt and getting deposed for the courts sake.

I increased revenue for the company by $300k this past year alone. Only the founder is over me and he can't even outright fire me without board approval. And our biggest contract of $2mil/yr is an open ended indefinite contract that is stipulated that no non-board appointed executive can be terminated without prior approval from them to do so or the contract is voided...and I'm the only one that has or will hold that position and they deal with exclusively. I'm also the grant writer for the contract and the founder signed off on it haha. I put that in there specifically for me locking in job security or he risk losing the entire contract. At this job, for me specifically, in damn near unfireable. That's the only reason why I'm here still here at this place honestly. Job security. If the founder didn't have a son he'd be leaving me all this shyt.



When you getting back on COD:IW is a more important question sis.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

I'm tired of trying to figure out what will work and what won't work. Basically decided on this:

Gonna just get a medical card and fail the test. If I'm medically approved it shouldn't hurt the test as it will say I'm taking it for medical purposes. I ain't peeing for a job or probation, this is for a drug and alcohol assessment for the court. Doubt they will care about a little bit of weed in my system when i was charged for a low DUI. I also live in Colorado, so everyone does it here.

I basically spoke with a place that does the assessments and the lady was like "oh don't even worry, keep smoking just show us proof that it is for medical purposes and you'll be fine." Couldn't be happier, gonna put one in the air soon.

How convenient



It wouldn't matter that you just getting it?


Keep us updated

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Idk if the test is supervised but get someone's clean piss in a pill bottle (tuck the shyt under the nuts) make sure it's as close as possible to the appointment time

Never went thru a drug test lol but always googling ways to pass as a smoker.

 

[god shamgod]

I'm tired of trying to figure out what will work and what won't work. Basically decided on this:

Gonna just get a medical card and fail the test. If I'm medically approved it shouldn't hurt the test as it will say I'm taking it for medical purposes. I ain't peeing for a job or probation, this is for a drug and alcohol assessment for the court. Doubt they will care about a little bit of weed in my system when i was charged for a low DUI. I also live in Colorado, so everyone does it here.

I basically spoke with a place that does the assessments and the lady was like "oh don't even worry, keep smoking just show us proof that it is for medical purposes and you'll be fine." Couldn't be happier, gonna put one in the air soon.

:jordanlaff: multiple dudes in here told you what to do you simple mutha fukka and this what you come up with

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Quickfix 2.0 with uric acid and proper gravity density. Should pass any 5/7 panel screening. If it's a lab test then get fake piss

 

[WaveGang]

White people intentionally flooded our communities with drugs for a reason, they want black peoples brains to be jacked up on drugs and addicted to television

Well read black men and women with clear heads and stable households is what they fear

Kick the habit. I used to smoke but have been clean since late 2016

My job does drug testing. Just get someone to piss in a small container. And balls it off and bring it in.

I stopped smoking 2015...few relapses here n there