CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
Brehs, i usually post in Higher Learning and don't normally be in TLR, but i'm reaching out to thecoli bc I really need help this time. I been datin this girl i met through my town newspaper's comment section and we've been gettin on pretty good. She is a nurse with her own everything and is pretty much perfect except for two things: her father, who is a colossal douchebag and the fact that she doesn't like to hear anything about potential problems since she was buried alive accidentally for 12 hours as a child. He is some kind of ex-military guy where everything has to be his way. The night i met him, he learned i trained grappling, but i wouldn't indulge him in the living room so he got mad. The next week, when we were all in the family lake scuba diving, this fakkit tried to come up behind me underwater and apply a bjj hold, to which i hit him with a catfish, reversed it and easily choked him out before dragging him to shore. His wife flipped her lid of course, but i played it off.
The worse thing was when i finally had them over to my house and was grilling outside and he said he wanted me to make some lamb, which i said is only for special occasions cause i imported that shyt from Greece. Tell me why, a half hour later, i come back outside and this mufukka had put the whole lamb on the spit and was roastin it and lathering it up with oils and shyt. I reached for the ladle and he wouldn't give it up, so i ended up havin to choke him out and kind of blacked out and threw him onto the hood of his Prius. The women ran out and I had to act like he got hit by lightning. I need help with how to deal with this bc i will not be disrespected and if i am to have any sort of life with this girl, her father is going to have to be dealt with. For obvious reasons, she won't listen to anything i say without a fight. How do I broach this subject? Discuss.
The worse thing was when i finally had them over to my house and was grilling outside and he said he wanted me to make some lamb, which i said is only for special occasions cause i imported that shyt from Greece. Tell me why, a half hour later, i come back outside and this mufukka had put the whole lamb on the spit and was roastin it and lathering it up with oils and shyt. I reached for the ladle and he wouldn't give it up, so i ended up havin to choke him out and kind of blacked out and threw him onto the hood of his Prius. The women ran out and I had to act like he got hit by lightning. I need help with how to deal with this bc i will not be disrespected and if i am to have any sort of life with this girl, her father is going to have to be dealt with. For obvious reasons, she won't listen to anything i say without a fight. How do I broach this subject? Discuss.
didn't Adrian Broner smash yo wife
