Need serious help with my girlfriend's father being a a$$hole

[TEH]

Show him you the man of both houses and rape him.

 

[analog]

Brehs, i usually post in Higher Learning and don't normally be in TLR, but i'm reaching out to thecoli bc I really need help this time. I been datin this girl i met through my town newspaper's comment section and we've been gettin on pretty good. She is a nurse with her own everything and is pretty much perfect except for two things: her father, who is a colossal douchebag and the fact that she doesn't like to hear anything about potential problems since she was buried alive accidentally for 12 hours as a child. He is some kind of ex-military guy where everything has to be his way. The night i met him, he learned i trained grappling, but i wouldn't indulge him in the living room so he got mad. The next week, when we were all in the family lake scuba diving, this fakkit tried to come up behind me underwater and apply a bjj hold, to which i hit him with a catfish, reversed it and easily choked him out before dragging him to shore. His wife flipped her lid of course, but i played it off.

The worse thing was when i finally had them over to my house and was grilling outside and he said he wanted me to make some lamb, which i said is only for special occasions cause i imported that shyt from Greece. Tell me why, a half hour later, i come back outside and this mufukka had put the whole lamb on the spit and was roastin it and lathering it up with oils and shyt. I reached for the ladle and he wouldn't give it up, so i ended up havin to choke him out and kind of blacked out and threw him onto the hood of his Prius. The women ran out and I had to act like he got hit by lightning. I need help with how to deal with this bc i will not be disrespected and if i am to have any sort of life with this girl, her father is going to have to be dealt with. For obvious reasons, she won't listen to anything i say without a fight. How do I broach this subject? Discuss.

Him repeatedly attacking you from behind is a sign he's trying to prove his male dominance by putting it in your butt. Common amongst ex military cats.

The only way to get him to back down is to indeed, like another poster said, rape him. This way you can avoid a physical altercation that may very well hospitalize him at his age and put you in deep waters with the family. You can also rest assured that he'll never admit his butt was taken for fear of losing his Harlem pass.

An alternative, less graphic (and less effective) option would be to force him to toss your salad. The use of jelly or syrup is recommended.

Goodluck fam.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Duckberg sounds fun

 

[mannyrs13]

You wasting your talents here! should be in Hollywood making movies.

 

[Vandelay]

Brehs, i usually post in Higher Learning and don't normally be in TLR, but i'm reaching out to thecoli bc I really need help this time. I been datin this girl i met through my town newspaper's comment section and we've been gettin on pretty good.

This some real Jim Carrey movie shyt lol...

 

[Copy Ninja]

Ain't this an episode on Archer?

 

[Kenwins01]

The choke outs had me but this is when I busted out laughing and damn near woke up my baby

 

[Kenwins01]

OP..

You know that your gf's father is never going to change and it seems like your girl will not change either.

So..

You need to have a serious gut check and decide if your relationship is worth the headache and aggravation..

I am sure you care about your girl, but the fact that she isn't willing to step to her dad over his behavior tells me that she is afraid of him and that her dad is a control freak who probably still run your girl's life...

IMO, If I was in your situation, I would charge her and her family to the game because you will end up killing her dad, then you will find out how much your girl is down for you (moment of truth).

But, before you decide the fate of your relationship, you really need to have a heart to heart talk with your girl & explain to her that her dad is way out of pocket.

Also, tell her that something has to change: Either you stop hanging around her folks and only deal with her one on one or y'all do family functions with your folks, she gain some courage and ask her dad to stall you the fukk out or you will bounce and not look back!

Be firm on your stance and make sure your girl know that you are not playing or else her dad will get fukked up!

Hope things work out for you!

Bro....this ain’t real

 

[jj23]

The worse thing was when i finally had them over to my house and was grilling outside and he said he wanted me to make some lamb, which i said is only for special occasions cause i imported that shyt from Greece. Tell me why, a half hour later, i come back outside and this mufukka had put the whole lamb on the spit and was roastin it and lathering it up with oils and shyt. I reached for the ladle and he wouldn't give it up, so i ended up havin to choke him out and kind of blacked out and threw him onto the hood of his Prius. The women ran out and I had to act like he got hit by lightning.

Never change sir.

 

[tuckgod]

It’s really sad how many nikkas thought the OP was even remotely trying to pass this off as a true story.

 

[Squirtle]

You choked him out cause he put lamb on the grill?

 

[jj23]

You choked him out cause he put lamb on the grill?

ALL the lamb.

That shyt was imported from Greece...

 

[Commish]

Bro....this ain’t real

What isn’t real? I don’t know about you, but I would definitely do what I told OP..

I wouldn’t deal with any woman who isn’t willing to stand up for me, if her relatives get out of pocket with me! There is nothing unrealistic about keeping shyt 100 because if you can’t do that while in a relationship, then there is no point in being in a relationship. OP said his girl pops like to physically challenge him which is dangerous...

I don’t know about you, once again, but I am not afraid to let a woman go, if she ain’t acting right. It is what it is..

 

[ThatTruth777]

buy him some ice cream and talk things out and if that doesn't work take his shoes, tie em together in a knot and throw em over some a powerline