Netflix coming for that crown cuz.... Aziz Ansari's "Master of None" Season 2 starts 12 May

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    You're right. But, as Dev and Franceska are about find out, living foul always has consequences.


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    Pino in the cut, that's a scary sight :demonic:
     
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    This my new shyt. I been binge watching all week.
    Francesca is wifey....Pino would have to go eat a dikk somewhere :mjgrin:
     
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    This shyt is like a funnier male version of Girls.

    Definitely when he has episodes that feature none of the characters like the African taxi drivers episode. That's shyt Lena Dunham would do all the time. The characters aren't narcissistic entitled pierces of shyt like those girls were but, there's some small traces there (Dev fukking married women twice :pachaha:). I was dying when this nikka fukked a married woman because her husband got his favorite style of ice cream.
     
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    But Francesca is bad though :noah:
     
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    Kym Whitley reminds me so much of the women in my family :russ:
     
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    Is it Nipplesandtoes23 or nipples&toes23? :mjlol:
     
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    It's the accent. Makes her sexy as hell. She's already good looking to me though but, she'd be regular if she was American. The accent though....i gotta live a year in France or Italy. Probably France. Italy on that :mjpls:
     
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    Francesca thinking about breaking up with Pino for the same reason Dev left Rachel. She was some small town Italian chick who never left her immediate surroundings, let alone the country. She's at that inflection point of being near 30 and questioning whether to settle down & have kids or experience more for herself. She probably likes Dev but, it was also that and then being in New York City and seeing how different life is there. Where was she from? Modano or something? Of course she wants to see what else is out there.
     
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    Homie got a good way of making you forget chicks exist after you got attached to them. I was feeling the Claire Danes character, then she's good forever. Then Rachel comes in and they had great chemistry. Gone. The cute black chick in Italy. Gone. Then Francesca comes back in the picture.
     
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    I like it....they're all chicks you can see Dev pulling. While charming, Dev is a short scrawny Indian dude. There's another show on Netflix called 'Love' and it's MAD UNREALISTIC because you got this ogre face looking white boy pulling dimes.
     
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    Finished S2. The Thanksgiving episode was :wow:


    The last two episodes were :whew:

    This show has made me a fan of Aziz. They definitely put a lot of work into this show. The cinematography and production values are really good.
     
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    Aziz said there might not even be a S3. :sadcam:
     
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    He said something similar after season 1.
     
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    I was a big Aziz fan after that Buried Alive special (:wow:), but this show really was a flop to me. Even watched season 1 twice And still found it mediocre:yeshrug:. Gave the religion episode in season 2 a try the other day and was left :hhh: at the horrendous acting - I'm not even talking about his parents who aren't even actors. Pretty much every single main actor on this show blows, which is disappointing given how strong a lot of the writing is :francis:. I really think a lot of these critics are afraid of being labeled "_____-phobic" so they cosign a lot of bullshyt that should be criticized.

    I also find Aziz to be a true life example of an Internet SJW who lives through fake outrage. Examples:

    1. Writes preachy open letters about people respecting Islam, but he eats pork and drinks alcohol in front of religious parents/relatives during Ramadan :comeon:. Dude isn't even Muslim :gucci:(he's free to choose his faith or lack of one :hubie:, but this strikes me as one of those "everybody else do xyz so I don't have to" aka "I'm an activist cause I liked shyt on Facebook" situations):camby:


    2. Ruined his own Live at MSG stand up special by wasting half an hour on fake outrage regarding animal rights :childplease: :comeon::camby:


    3. Being the lamest character on Parks and Rec by constantly regressing to his shytty ways :beli:

    4. Fake outrage about confronting some white actor about playing an indian in that Short Circuit movie, but I didn't see him confronting Ben Kingsley for playing Gandhi or the fukking Mandarin :sas2:. Wants the faux activism and online praise without jeapordizing that career :sas1:. I wonder if a black actor decided to confront C Thomas Howell for that blackface movie, would they be met with praise or a "he apologized, move on" :mjpls:

    5. Where are the Indian love interests on his show:jbhmm:. Again he's free to do whatever in real life, but if he is out here campaigning for more diversity, why not put on another Indian actress instead of another white actress :sas2:.

    6. Take some fukking acting classes :scust:

    Some could see this as a hoe-motional post :dame:. It just might be:mjgrin:, but everything I said wasn't wrong :usure:
     
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    didn't even finish season 2 because it was so ass
     
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