Nets Superfan Claims LeBron Asked Security to Remove Him

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That crusty old man gets wiped out on a rebound for a free throw and you all will be saying Bron hates on Social Security
 

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Sit cho ol' azz down geriatric nikka...not only has he received white privy all his life now he want old privy...FOH :camby:




"Sir you paid for a SEAT...now please sit in it" :ufdup:
 

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As a self admitted troller of LeBrick James, and a staunch problack poster, I admit I am a bit conflicted on who to support :patrice:
Maaaan, you know this old FAKKIT need to sit his azz down bruh...sit d FUK down :ld:
 

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:birdman: Bron don't play pleighboi . That's like coming forbthe hairline.

Edit: gosh darn auto correct. I swear it's :troll:
 
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Yea...it was a bad play on his "King title" gone horribly astray...he had his boys from high school handling his outside business decisions and ventures...it wasn't a good look:francis:

I doubt he knew about the comparison.
 

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this whole issue is silly as fukk but all I can take from it is


opponents shoot 73 percent on FTs vs. Nets, lowest in the NBA.

I'm not superstitious but that guy could actually be helping them out :leon:
 

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Let me get this straight. This nikka practicing 27 hours a day in the gym, and let's a 90 year old nikka plus tax get to him? By flapping his feathers together cockadoodledoodling around them seats he paid for?

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I doubt he knew about the comparison.
What do u mean exactly...like he didn't know the king part was the comparison and he wanted to come off as a Gorilla...c'mon we gotta give BRUH a lil more credit than that don't we:yeshrug:
 

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Nets writers tweeted out his angry complaints in real time:

This is the angriest I've ever seen Mr. Whammy.

— Andrew Keh (@andrewkeh) March 28, 2015


Mr. Whammy doesn't know LeBron's name. He said, "Hey, No. 23. Look at me!"

— Rod Boone (@rodboone) March 27, 2015


Whammy just called LeBron "a bum." Never heard him this angry before.


— Rod Boone (@rodboone) March 28, 2015


A fired-up Mr. Whammy says LeBron complained about him being behind the basket, and has done it before. Never heard him so angry.

— Brian Mahoney (@briancmahoney) March 28, 2015


Mr. Whammy said that LeBron James is the only guy who has had him moved. Also said "I hate him" and called him a "crybaby." #Nets #Cavs

— Alex Raskin (@alexraskinNYC) March 28, 2015


Herb Turetzky needs to give Mr Whammy some of his (many) chill pills. Don't want anyone getting hurt out there.

— NetsDaily.com (@NetsDaily) March 28, 2015


Bad job by LeBron RT @alexraskinNYC: Mr. Whammy claims it was LeBron James who had him moved. Said it was the same when he was in Miami.

— Evan Roberts (@JoeandEvan) March 28, 2015


March 27, 2015, the day Mr Whammy literally got incensed and kept ethering the whole Cavaliers team

— Andrew Keh (@andrewkeh) March 28, 2015
Near the end of the game, Mr. Whammy knew he and the Nets had won.

Whammy walked over to press row, touched my shoulder, and said, "You don't mess with the Whammy."

— Andrew Keh (@andrewkeh) March 28, 2015
Here's how Mitch Abramson described the season after talking to Mr. Whammy...

The diminutive superfan said that James and the Cavs had security move him from his perch a couple feet behind the basket stanchion after James missed a free throw with 10:06 left in the first quarter as he tried to complete a three-point play.

At first Reznick said he was told by NBA security to move. Then he was told by Barclays’ security to move. Finally, Mr. Whammy was asked by Nets CEO Brett Yormark to move away midway through the second quarter, he said.

"He said, ‘Do me a favor, please move back so that NBA security doesn’t throw you out,’ " Reznick said at the half. "LeBron is a crybaby. I know it was him that asked the security to make me move. He doesn’t like that I make him miss."

An official from NBA security at the game confirmed that the Cavaliers complained about Mr. Whammy’s presence so close to the court and asked that he go back to his seat.

But in the end, James appears to be on to something. The ghostly figure of Mr. Whammy staring and and jabbing and hexing may have an effect!!

Didn't realize opponents shoot 73 percent on FTs vs. Nets, lowest in the NBA. The power of Mr. Whammy actually works.

— Brian Mahoney (@briancmahoney) March 27, 2015
Well, duh!

Alas, not everyone is enamored of Mr. Whammy. Matt Moore of CBS referred to him as a "heckler," "mean jerk," "crazy person" and "troll." However, after being hammered by Nets fans --and Irina Pavlova, Moore recanted, calling his original article "harsh" and rewrote it. In the latest version, Whammy is no longer a "mean jerk" or a "troll" but is still a "heckler" and "crazy person."

http://www.netsdaily.com/2015/3/28/8304969/in-the-end-mr-whammy-got-his-revenge-on-lebron
this nikka is a fukkin fakkit tbh
 

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What do u mean exactly...like he didn't know the king part was the comparison and he wanted to come off as a Gorilla...c'mon we gotta give BRUH a lil more credit than that don't we:yeshrug:

I doubt he knew that they were indirectly calling him a gorilla because of his skin color.
 
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