Never Masturbate :manny:

[504Slim]

i tell friends & girls,etc that i never masturbated before in my life and...
NOBODY believes me

to give a backstory im 21 Year old vigin (dont care if you think ima loser, have fun wit yall STD's & 3 baby mamas ) and my friends kno this & they say "because your a virgin you'd probably do it everyday"

Im just like.
Masturbating is trying to simulate sex wit a vagina when a man wants sex.
so i put it like this. if i never had pizza before in my life..how can i carve/want pizza all the time i never even tried it once.

wt do yall think?

 

[ScottyG]

Is it a papa johns pizza?

 

[marcuz]

you dont have any desire to have sex? you dont suffer from wet dreams? my balls would be the size of grapefruits if i never busted one

 

[DAlbert]

ay kent, how you feel about this series between warriors vs cavs?

you reppin the warriors right? home town and all

 

[Mowgli]

Ask men to be baffled by the mysteries of your dikk bruhs.

 

[Ricky Church]

what you want a cookie, muthafukka?

 

[Eczema]

I'm trying to stop.

 

[blackestofpanthers]

You're a homo who hasn't discovered it yet. fakkit ass nikka. I'm sure in 20 years you'll be telling people to call you 504slimcaitlin

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

you dont have any desire to have sex? you dont suffer from wet dreams? my balls would be the size of grapefruits if i never busted one

This

Apparently some people have a choice in the matter lol. OP's sex drive is pathetic

 

[DIMES]

ay kent, how you feel about this series between warriors vs cavs?

you reppin the warriors right? home town and all

fukk GS

the way they make 3s out the ass make wanna salute and beat they ass at the same time

Lebron and Delladova the king and his servant came clutch tonite

 

[Milk N Cookies]

You never done it but its so much fun. But its like smoking crack, ive never done it and dont want to. i understand but i love to please myself

 

[John Mayer]

I do it every other day

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I remember the first time I rubbd one out

I knew there was no going back

 

[DIMES]

i tell friends & girls,etc that i never masturbated before in my life and...
NOBODY believes me

to give a backstory im 21 Year old vigin (dont care if you think ima loser, have fun wit yall STD's & 3 baby mamas ) and my friends kno this & they say "because your a virgin you'd probably do it everyday"

Im just like.
Masturbating is trying to simulate sex wit a vagina when a man wants sex.
so i put it like this. if i never had pizza before in my life..how can i carve/want pizza all the time i never even tried it once.

wt do yall think?

Don't start masturbating ever.

I made that mistake at 14. shyt will age u, fuzzy eyesight and make u bald faster.

I'm curious af tho how u never got started? Once I had wet dreams they felt too good to not experiement with rubbing it out. Once I had private Internet acces it was a wrap. Damn near addicted. U don't get wet dreams ?

Been off it for 3 months now tho

 

[AquaCityBoy]

And don't start either.

#TeamNoFap