Never Masturbate :manny:

[504Slim]

Ask men to be baffled by the mysteries of your dikk bruhs.

nikka your mama keep asking me to masturbate my dikk for me

what you want a cookie, muthafukka?

i dont. but your girl keep trying give me hers
ps. fukk your mama,aunties,sister & grandma bytch ass nikka

You're a homo who hasn't discovered it yet. fakkit ass nikka. I'm sure in 20 years you'll be telling people to call you 504slimcaitlin

your grandma was a ho, probably still is ho. and your mama's a lil slut too. ii hope you dont got a sister then she'll be 3rd generation slut

 

[504Slim]

you dont have any desire to have sex? you dont suffer from wet dreams? my balls would be the size of grapefruits if i never busted one

just Wetdreams bruh .
lol i seen on guy code they was talking about wet dreams & that black dude was like
"wet dreams a win, you got off by doing nothing !"

 

[LezJepzin]

Don't start masturbating ever.

I made that mistake at 14. shyt will age u, fuzzy eyesight and make u bald faster.

I'm curious af tho how u never got started? Once I had wet dreams they felt too good to not experiement with rubbing it out. Once I had private Internet acces it was a wrap. Damn near addicted. U don't get wet dreams ?

Been off it for 3 months now tho

 

[Mowgli]

nikka your mama keep asking me to masturbate my dikk for me


i dont. but your girl keep trying give me hers
ps. fukk your mama,aunties,sister & grandma bytch ass nikka


your grandma was a ho, probably still is ho. and your mama's a lil slut too. ii hope you dont got a sister then she'll be 3rd generation slut

Is this a conversation you would really have around a group of men in real life. Get a hold of yourself.

*a hold up hold up i got something to tell yall. Ayo, nikkas be baffled by the fact i dont masturbate*

 

[504Slim]

Don't start masturbating ever.

I made that mistake at 14. shyt will age u, fuzzy eyesight and make u bald faster.

I'm curious af tho how u never got started? Once I had wet dreams they felt too good to not experiement with rubbing it out. Once I had private Internet acces it was a wrap. Damn near addicted. U don't get wet dreams ?

Been off it for 3 months now tho

this sounds like

idk just never had to desire to & i got 24/7 internet access (if you count phone).
i have wet dreams like a muthafuka...and i never even kno when its gonna happen until i wake up

 

[Prynce]

That very first nut

 

[Donald J Trump]

You prolly h..I'd go get tested for that shyt:web2:

 

[504Slim]

Is this a conversation you would really have around a group of men in real life. Get a hold of yourself.

*a hold up hold up i got something to tell yall. Ayo, nikkas be baffled by the fact i dont masturbate*

1.is this a bunch of men? the coli is men only huh?
2. even if i ask dude, wtf do women kno about dikks beside takin it?
3. you a bytch. your dad wishes your mom swallowed

 

[504Slim]

You prolly gay breh..I'd go get tested for that shyt:web2:

fukk your dead family memebers
ima get tested & i never had sex


and grandma & mama remind me of this song

 

[504Slim]

ay kent, how you feel about this series between warriors vs cavs?

you reppin the warriors right? home town and all

fukk GS

the way they make 3s out the ass make wanna salute and beat they ass at the same time

Lebron and Delladova the king and his servant came clutch tonite

 

[Tunez]

You gay as fukk

 

[Mowgli]

1.is this a bunch of men? the coli is men only huh?
2. even if i ask dude, wtf do women kno about dikks beside takin it?
3. you a bytch. your dad wishes your mom swallowed

Im just sayin. You want nikkas to be fascinated with what you do with your dikk. Lets not do that again.

I think we've made god rogress here.

 

[Grams]

i tell friends & girls,etc that i never masturbated before in my life and...
NOBODY believes me

to give a backstory im 21 Year old vigin (dont care if you think ima loser, have fun wit yall STD's & 3 baby mamas ) and my friends kno this & they say "because your a virgin you'd probably do it everyday"

Im just like.
Masturbating is trying to simulate sex wit a vagina when a man wants sex.
so i put it like this. if i never had pizza before in my life..how can i carve/want pizza all the time i never even tried it once.

wt do yall think?

That's why you was going so hard in the Marisa Mendez thread. You never experienced anything better

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

You seriously gotta be trolling.. That's one of those things that's hard wired into a mans brain..

You must have some libido issues, or some mental scars youre unaware of

 

[504Slim]

That's why you was going so hard in the Marisa Mendez thread. You never experienced anything better

your sister a lil better

You seriously gotta be trolling.. That's one of those things that's hard wired into a mans brain..

You must have some libido issues, or some mental scars youre unaware of

just like making 3 kids wit a women & dipping out