Never Masturbate :manny:

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nothing ever made me want to do it:manny:
my guess since in never had sex the sexual desire to do it myself isnt there
Idk how true that is

Only because most men masterbate first, coming from a desire of never having sex.

To use your analogy, I would at least want a hot pocket if I was unfamiliar with the taste of a real pizza
 

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Says the virgin :mjlol:

naw i didnt fukk..but the head was crazy
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I'm a female, I just have my favorite poster's pic as my avi.

I told the story a bunch of times, my ex never masturbated and was a virgin when I met him. But once we had sex he became a full fledged freak. Long sessions and often. (We lived together.)

I guess that's pretty common when you first lose your virginity.

man i know alot freaks male/female & i always told myself i wouldnt be them.
because they're fukking anything they can

Idk how true that is

Only because most men masterbate first, coming from a desire of never having sex.

To use your analogy, I would at least want a hot pocket if I was unfamiliar with the taste of a real pizza

:ohhh::ohhh: i see what you mean now. but i never had a hot pocket either
(this is funny because i actually used to not like the smell of actual hot pockets & tried one at my friends house,that shyt was :wow: but hot pockets suck now since they change the box color from white to redish/blackish:camby:)
 

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Just out of curiosity, what are you going to tell your spouse when you have sex for the first time?

And no homo, but I seem the threads you post, you dont get a boner?
 

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I look at titles not names.

You're taking this pretty hard. Sleep on it, read what you wrote in the morning, understand that you sound like a bytch nikka and make the proper adjustments. We dont wanna hear about you fukking yourself, clown.

if you dnt like anything i say..WHY THE FUK DID YOU COME IN THE THREAD.

Just out of curiosity, what are you going to tell your spouse when you have sex for the first time?

And no homo, but I seem the threads you post, you dont get a boner?

the truth:manny: wat else? i dont lie alot at all
when i see a thick bissh yea, i watch porn too
but just watch it

How in the fukk are some of yall nikkaz still virgins at 21 years old? :what:

get molested when your young brehs:mjcry:
have sex wit any bytch you can so nobody can call you vigin breh:snoop:
 

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Thats what i dont want
i bet @Mowgli @Ricky Church @blackestofpanthers @Tunez @Grams @Ill Clinton has one of those 3 things

@Mowgli & @Tunez definitely got all 3:heh:
Bruh you just have to realize that women are just regular human beings, and that pretty much means they aint shyt. Always rap up, always stay with condoms. If you don't you will probably catch something, or worse have a Kid with a chick who shouldnt be a mother:scust:

Just find a chick with good qualities who doesnt want or enjoy a lot of attention for the outside world, and beat the bricks off that p*ssy. Just because you start having sex doesnt mean you have to fukk every girl, just get a girl worth fukking and still dont go raw because you might end up with a kid.


That first nut is going to be glorious bruh :banderas:


@CinnaSlim own up to your daps. If you liked the post then you liked it :stopitslime:
 

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Don't start masturbating ever.

I made that mistake at 14. shyt will age u, fuzzy eyesight and make u bald faster.

I'm curious af tho how u never got started? Once I had wet dreams they felt too good to not experiement with rubbing it out. Once I had private Internet acces it was a wrap. Damn near addicted. U don't get wet dreams ?

Been off it for 3 months now tho
that was probably your genes not you jackin off :leostare:
 

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if you dnt like anything i say..WHY THE FUK DID YOU COME IN THE THREAD.



the truth:manny: wat else? i dont lie alot at all
when i see a thick bissh yea, i watch porn too
but just watch it




get molested when your young brehs:mjcry:
have sex wit any bytch you can so nobody can call you vigin breh:snoop:
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Bruh you just have to realize that women are just regular human beings, and that pretty much means they aint shyt. Always rap up, always stay with condoms. If you don't you will probably catch something, or worse have a Kid with a chick who shouldnt be a mother:scust:

Just find a chick with good qualities who doesnt want or enjoy a lot of attention for the outside world, and beat the bricks off that p*ssy. Just because you start having sex doesnt mean you have to fukk every girl, just get a girl worth fukking and still dont go raw because you might end up with a kid.


That first nut is going to be glorious bruh
:banderas:


@CinnaSlim own up to your daps. If you liked the post then you liked it :stopitslime:

:salute:
if i had points id rep this
 

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One more question.
You may have already answered this but why are you a virgin?
No luck with women? Or want your first time to be special?
 
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