Never Masturbate :manny:

[Cynic]

OP laying into everybody with extreme prejudice :usherlol:

 

['Lando]

 

[Cowboyz89]

i tell friends & girls,etc that i never masturbated before in my life and...
NOBODY believes me

to give a backstory im 21 Year old vigin (dont care if you think ima loser, have fun wit yall STD's & 3 baby mamas ) and my friends kno this & they say "because your a virgin you'd probably do it everyday"

Im just like.
Masturbating is trying to simulate sex wit a vagina when a man wants sex.
so i put it like this. if i never had pizza before in my life..how can i carve/want pizza all the time i never even tried it once.

wt do yall think?

I think you need to rethink the idea that you cant have sex without getting STDs or having baby mamas.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

You're a homo who hasn't discovered it yet. fakkit ass nikka. I'm sure in 20 years you'll be telling people to call you 504slimcaitlin

 

[Diunx]

your girl look like ----->

at least my dikk ain't dry you weirdo.

 

[504Slim]

I be feeling like when I go a few weeks without sex/ jacking it.
I can't even imagine if I NEVER posted a nut in my life.

Honestly if the first nut you bust is from a chick you really are gunna fukk around and fall in love

whoever the girl is i feel sorry for her p*ssy,a$$hole & mouth

No hate but that is some shyt a virgin nikka would say
"I'm not gunna have sex because I could get an STD or get.a girl pregnant"
Because one of those two happens literally everytime you have sex

if im fuking somebody i love & been wit for a long time, im pretty sure they wont have a STD..and if they get pregnant
some of yall nikkas getting chicks pregnant you barely know for 3 weeks, now you stuck either paying for an abortion or having a baby wit some chick you barely kno. & since you have a kid your social life is dam near over & i cant go like that

OP laying into everybody with extreme prejudice :usherlol:

anybody can get it

I think you need to rethink the idea that you cant have sex without getting STDs or having baby mamas.

when the fukk did i say that?

if you thought slimcatlin was funny, you'd proably think paint drying is hilarious

at least my dikk ain't dry you weirdo.

if your dikk aint dry its probably because of the syphilis

 

[Bless't]

I can barely go a week without.

Some weekend days... sheesh. 8 times is my record.

 

[JayGatsby]

True dudes know that morning erection is a killa

Gotta tuck that shyt behind the waist band

 

[SouljaVoy]

Are you sure you don't suffer from gay?

 

[504Slim]

Are you sure you don't suffer from gay?

i hope everybody in your family get cancer

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

This thread and OP reminds me of Paz back on the nikkas would joke and he'd come back with angry responses just like OP here. He finally came to terms with himself and came out

 

[Bless't]

This thread and OP reminds me of Paz back on the nikkas would joke and he'd come back with angry responses just like OP here. He finally came to terms with himself and came out

He was MAD at the world.

 

[504Slim]

This thread and OP reminds me of Paz back on the nikkas would joke and he'd come back with angry responses just like OP here. He finally came to terms with himself and came out

the only closest im in is in your mama room when ur bytch ass daddy come home early

 

[504Slim]

He was MAD at the world.

im mad your mom didnt swallow

 

[lightbearerchef]

breh how do u kno. are you there? the only ppl that kno about my dikk is me & your bytch


fukkin fakkit
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory