Never Masturbate :manny:

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This isn't as abnormal as people think it is. I have friends out there in the same situation. You'll get into the habit one day and once you do, it will be hard to go a week w/o masturbating. Especially after you lose your virginity and the girl isn't around the next time you want that sensation, you'll have no choice or else you're gonna be a negative nancy the rest of the day breh
 

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Varys is on the Coli brehs..??.:ohhh:
 

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imo nothing wrong with not masturbating. if you don't have any sexual desire however, you could possibly be asexual. (Not sure if someone has mentioned this)
 

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i never masturbated either. i cant make myself cum. its impossible. if i dont have a female to do it(handjob, blowjob, sex) then i go without.
 

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:manny:

i tell friends & girls,etc that i never masturbated before in my life and...
NOBODY believes me :birdman:

to give a backstory im 21 Year old vigin (dont care if you think ima loser, have fun wit yall STD's & 3 baby mamas :childplease:) and my friends kno this & they say "because your a virgin you'd probably do it everyday"

Im just like:stopitslime:.
Masturbating is trying to simulate sex wit a vagina when a man wants sex.
so i put it like this. if i never had pizza before in my life..how can i carve/want pizza all the time i never even tried it once.:mindblown:

wt do yall think?

fukk what they talking about, all these porn site and instagram thots are very unnatural...

Everytime you bust should been with a woman...

Woman are out here starving for dikk, thats why you see this increase in teachers fukking students...

Because men these days would rather jack off then put in the time a work to keeping your lady happy.:camby:
 

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OP, dont start either bro, it will mess with your sex life when you start smashing your girl/wife.

you dont have any desire to have sex? you dont suffer from wet dreams? my balls would be the size of grapefruits if i never busted one

i wish I could have wet dreams :mjcry:
 

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The urge to procreate and pass on your genes is hardwired into our brains. If you don't feel the urge, then you are less than a human being. You are a malfunctioning member of our species who will not pass on your DNA. I'd like to thank your bytchass genes for not spreading themselves.
 

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Sex isn't everything so I don't have anything at all to say about your drive. :yeshrug: It's whatever.

But...you NEVER masturbated? Dude that's incredibly unhealthy.
 
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