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There's nothing wrong with you OP. My ex was like that. Never masturbated, never had sex.

Just know once you open Pandora 's box, there's no going back.

That means yall never did it? As close as you were never gonna have that mutual memory?

Side note coli full of too many virgins I'm wondering if it's symptomatic and this place is a way to release
 

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That means yall never did it? As close as you were never gonna have that mutual memory?

Side note coli full of too many virgins I'm wondering if it's symptomatic and this place is a way to release

I hate when people come in late and didnt read the thread.

Key word *was*
He was a virgin and he never masturbated. He's not a virgin anymore.

He opened Pandora's box and I found out that dude was a certified freak.

That's why I don't do wide eyed virgins anymore. I like people who already know what they like.
 

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Wtf kinda fakkit ass name is @pickles :camby:

Cot damn u have zero roast game

U fukking predictable 10 year old trash
talking about "no but your mom" "I'll rape your sis"

Old Xbox live is my life ass nikka

Breh how can you see wat you typing ? I thought youd be blind by now.
And nikka this aint no roast boy. Wehn i say i hope you sister& mom contract a un cure able std , i mean it
 

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I call bullshyt!

We are hardwired as humans to desire sexual release. its not about ever having tried it...sexual images are in are faces every minute of the day and it would seem that way x10 if we were in fact to try to repress it.
You would be constantly on bone and leaking down your pants leg.

You are a fukking liar
Whos winning the superbowl next year & whos gona be nxt president?
You know, Since you kno everything
:stopitslime:

Hmmm.....sounds likw you need SOMETHING to take care of all those anger issues.

It actually sounds Freudian. Like everytime you get a woody you think of your momz standing over you smiling with the talcum powder in her hand playing 11th little piggy
:dahell:
That was very detailed.
Sounds like from experience maybe?:troll:

Why are you so angry for? Get some p*ssy, or jerk off to release some tension you asexual freak.

Stop tryna justify your virginity with some bullshyt hypotheticals "I don't want 3 baby mommas and std's" just admit you're a fukking loser with no game and work to improve on that. And stop waiting for the "right" moment, it ain't ever gonna come bruh
Spoken like somebody late for their child support payment:camby::umad:

The right moment nikkaz kill me, thinking this shyt a movie, nikka need to admit he can't get no quality p*ssy and keep it moving

:pachaha:And wat quality p*ssy are you getting? If Drunk girls at parties & escorts didnt count youd be a virgin too
:sas2:
 

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The summer after 8th grade that was my #1 pass time:win:no shame in my game. Even started getting creative with it lol
It's funny, after that I went from barely any interest in girls to full time pervert:takedat:
It was a whole new world I wasn't looking at before:whoo:all these early blooming females running around my neighboorhood(:sitdown:)
But now that I'm older my hands rough as chit so all I got left is my imagination:beli:
It's nbd breh invest that energy into something worthwhile...
 

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I hate when people come in late and didnt read the thread.

Key word *was*
He was a virgin and he never masturbated. He's not a virgin anymore.

He opened Pandora's box and I found out that dude was a certified freak.

That's why I don't do wide eyed virgins anymore. I like people who already know what they like.

lmao so he was to "freaky" for you after you robbed him of his V card cinna lol!

I need to photoshop a picture of you and @MarsPunka standing back to back with ski mask on yall head while frowned up, holding the letter V.

"I'll take your virginity" :birdman:
 

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Whos winning the superbowl next year & whos gona be nxt president?
You know, Since you kno everything
:stopitslime:


:dahell:
That was very detailed.
Sounds like from experience maybe?:troll:


Spoken like somebody late for their child support payment:camby::umad:



:pachaha:And wat quality p*ssy are you getting? If Drunk girls at parties & escorts didnt count youd be a virgin too
:sas2:
I fukked a couple drunking bytches, but college hoes and bytches that I meet in life

It's damn near impossible to get out of high school and college without fukking a bytch slime.
 

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you see how calm I am? :yawn:

that's a side effect of having p*ssy residue on my dikk. you seem high strung youngin.

Yea because floyd mayweather,ray rice,greg hardy,ike turner,chris brown are sooooo calm wit women

Ps. Are you sure that residue isnt yellow & crusty? You might wana leave the escorts alone & get that checked out:troll:
 
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