Never Trust A Guy Who Wears Hats All Of The Time

[Blackout]

Double standards

My hairline isnt bad.

 

[Made Myself A Boss]

*Insert pics of DJ Clue*

 

[semtex]

I found him!!!!

I feel kinda bad for this

Here is his baby pic. People usually grow into their heads, but he didn't.


In every pic on his instagram except for maybe 3, he has a hat on. Milhouse Van Houten (@dredakiss) • Instagram photos and videos



This is him without his hat

Lookin like an NBA Jam sprite

 

[notPsychosiz]

If you meet a guy and he's wearing a hat, make sure you ask him to take off his hat somehow so you can see what's under there before you give him your number.

Guys hide lots of things under their hat. A hat could take them from a 3 to an 8 depending on what's under there.

I've seen it too many times.

I just wanted to warn you ladies and let you males know that you're not fooling anyone by wearing hats all of the time. Thanks

brb with hat vs no hat pics lol

I see you are using the queen smiley...
Maybe one without a crown is better suited to you. Since you have an aversion to hats.

Also...

 

[Rawtid]

LMMFAO!!!

 

[Vilified not verified]

I can't believe some of you dudes are catching feelings over this

 

[Dushane Hill]

Memphis Bleek ass nikkas

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I only wear a hat when I haven't had a haircut for a while

 

[Fellatio]

Atleast it wasn't a rant thread about conning women with physical appearance.... by a woman

 

[Ain't That Something]

True, I got a big ass forehead, Beenies are a life saver

 

[Tim Dripcan]

Never trust broads who wear makeup, eyelashes, waist trainers, etc.

 

[PhonZhi]

women do all types of shyt to cover everything thats wrong with their face/body. Makeup, push up bras,

these type of pants so they dont muffintop. Not to mention plastic surgery and lots of tricks that i dont even know about.
Women made hiding defects an exact science

Thread really struck a nerve huh

 

[ciubaca]

Thread really struck a nerve huh

 

[AllHolosEve]

I wear hats damn near all year, work its a must & winter typically require it... My hairs naturally curly & my hairline good so most chicks like me better without a hat, but they all understand if it aint summer or we gon be indoors the whole time, theres gonna be a hat in this relationship...

I usually just keep a cheap little flip out brush so when the hat comes off I can fix it up...

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

True, I got a big ass forehead, Beenies are a life saver

lol, I got a big forehead too...I dont hide it while women on the other with their make ups, butt padds, high heels to make their ass look fatter and all that bullsit.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

I like hats, they're cool. I also probably have longer hair than you. Weave is a hat.