Nevermind gas, there's a shortage of Maple Syrup (Canada, we require your help)

[85 East]

Its weird, but for some strange reason they always try to align maple syrup with Canadian identity. Things whit Canadians love

Maple syrup
Hockey
Lacrosse
Canadian geese
RCMP
Poutine
Using native artwork (totems) to show some sort of multiculturalism...

The rest of us just shrug our shoulders eat our poutine

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

This might be a joke, I can't find a source for this.

There is a real life goings on though in Canada with a maple syrup shortage. And this is their top news trend of the day.

 

[Box Factory]

Its weird, but for some strange reason they always try to align maple syrup with Canadian identity. Things whit Canadians love

Maple syrup
Hockey
Lacrosse
Canadian geese
RCMP
Poutine
Using native artwork (totems) to show some sort of multiculturalism...

The rest of us just shrug our shoulders eat our poutine

The USA is actually far and away the leaders in Syrup purchases and intake Leading importers of maple sugar and maple syrup worldwide 2008-2012 | Statista

They're fiends that we serve, but we let them have their jokes because who cares what a fiend thinks, ya know?

 

[ORDER_66]

Is this for real?!!?

 

[Luke Cage]

CAD: You americans are obsessed with guns
USD: umm ya'll created an entire government agency for pancake syrup stfu

CAD: That kind of racism would never be tolerated here.
USD: STFU ya'll can even fight back against a goverment forcing ya'll to work a wafflehouse shift every 3 years.


CAD: *comments on some hood shyt* he not bout the life.
USD: You gotta worry about dodging bullets while you in the forest collecting syrup?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Is this for real?!!?

Tis real, aye. Canadians know what this is aboot. It’s on CNN.
Facing shortages, Canada taps its strategic reserves of maple syrup

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Are They Trolling With This Mandatory Sap Collection shyt? Sound Like The Canadian Equivalent To Jury Duty Here lol

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

CAD: You americans are obsessed with guns
USD: umm ya'll created an entire government agency for pancake syrup stfu

CAD: That kind of racism would never be tolerated here.
USD: STFU ya'll can even fight back against a goverment forcing ya'll to work a wafflehouse shift every 3 years.


CAD: *comments on some hood shyt* he not bout the life.
USD: You gotta worry about dodging bullets while you in the forest collecting syrup?

Hold this rep

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Are They Trolling With This Mandatory Sap Collection shyt? Sound Like The Canadian Equivalent To Jury Duty Here lol

 

[kdslittlebro]

I still see the shelves full of normal shyt, but my sugar free is a crapshoot

 

[Pete Wrigley]

Where's Drake?

 

[tuckgod]

Just stick a pin in @Luken fakkit ass

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

CAD: You americans are obsessed with guns
USD: umm ya'll created an entire government agency for pancake syrup stfu

CAD: That kind of racism would never be tolerated here.
USD: STFU ya'll can even fight back against a goverment forcing ya'll to work a wafflehouse shift every 3 years.


CAD: *comments on some hood shyt* he not bout the life.
USD: You gotta worry about dodging bullets while you in the forest collecting syrup?

@The Hon. Stringer Bell for a country that doesn’t have guns ummmmm… are they throwing more than hot maple syrup on each other to get bodied..Bbbutt crime in America though

 

[85 East]

Where's Drake?

He's on his mandatory syrup collection run. Day 1 down, 2 more to go.

 

[ORDER_66]

Tis real, aye. Canadians know what this is aboot. It’s on CNN.
Facing shortages, Canada taps its strategic reserves of maple syrup

Man i thought yall was joking around... Canadians loosing maple syrup...

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]