OfTheCross
Veteran
The easiest money we make...
Sign a bunch of papers...get taken on tours...meet all the potential office thots
...
This is living, brehs.
Plus I got 6 weeks of "training " on deck
It's like being on vacation
New Employee Orientation and Training Appreciation
- Thread starter OfTheCross
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The easiest money we make...
Sign a bunch of papers...get taken on tours...meet all the potential office thots
...
This is living, brehs.
Plus I got 6 weeks of "training " on deck
It's like being on vacation
The free complimentary snacks and lunches... 
Carolina Slim
Superstar
Yeah I'm training now, but my job is home based so I'm sitting here in my office reading SOPs and guidelines. It is easy money tho. Hard to keep focused. I actually can't wait until I start actual work.
OfTheCross
Veteran
Mukfuxkas fed me some bomb ass lasagna today
who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
The best ones is when they send you away outta date for it. I got sent to Dallas in the summer and stayed in the Sheraton for a week with $700 food and drink card. I was at the bar every night buying bottles 
. Brought back two bytches to the hotel that week.
Dallas was boring though. And oppressively hot. Night and day felt equivalently bad. I was waking up before dawn to 90° temps.
. Brought back two bytches to the hotel that week.Dallas was boring though. And oppressively hot. Night and day felt equivalently bad. I was waking up before dawn to 90° temps.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
every time I go to my office it's like orientation. the reason is cuz I'm only there like once or twice a year at most. unfortunately, there is ZERO eye candy in the entire office. total struggle.
I didn't get any of that.
Basically I just had to spend five hours watching irrelevant powerpoints about HIPPA and sexual harassment, then they let us go home after that (no food either).
shyt your job sounds like my job. Potential HIPPA violation had a nikka shook.
Training was tedious. Eight hours of listening to boring lectures. She would make the class read the powerpoints and we would have to do teach backs to the class. She would get mad at the class for talking among themselves. I remember one dude got golly with her. Told her she was teaching too fast
shyt was almost like high school in a sense wasn't expecting that.We had some baddies. Definitely not in my class, but in the building. Don't really fukk with chicks at my job though.
Carolina Slim
Superstar
The best ones is when they send you away outta date for it. I got sent to Dallas in the summer and stayed in the Sheraton for a week with $700 food and drink card. I was at the bar every night buying bottles
Dallas was boring though. And oppressively hot. Night and day felt equivalently bad. I was waking up before dawn to 90° temps.
This law firm I worked at sent me to the headquarters in Columbia, SC for a week of training and orientation when I started. They gave a nikka a check for like $1000 at the end of the week for my per diem and gas reimbursement. It was totally unexpected since I knew I would be getting a regular check that week too. So a nikka stopped at the outlets on the way back to NC