New TMNT Halloween Costume :what: :sadcam:

[MushroomX]

http://badassdigest.com/2014/01/23/new-tmnt-movie-to-become-years-creepiest-halloween-costumes/

There's a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action movie coming out. You may have heard about it because grown men have been vocally upset about it on the internet for the last few months, which is about as good a sign of the death of our civilization as any.

The burning question about this new iteration of Ninja Turtles has been: why? But also: what will they look like? And the image above gives us a clue. It's a Halloween costume version of Michaelangelo, and it is creepy as fukk. There's just something off about his face - maybe it's the lips? - and the business on the skintight suit is off-putting. I guess the big news here is that these Ninja Turtles will wear clothes and accessories, like sunglasses and a hoodie around their waists. I'm sure someone over the age of 25 will take actual issue with this.

Semi-unrelated: all of the TMNT talk led me to revisit the original comic book series, which is really kind of profoundly weird. There were a lot of complaints that the new movie might make the turtles into aliens, but that's not particularly weirder than what was in the comic.

 

[Swiggy]

I saw this yesterday and didn't really trip. If the movie is good, it won't matter what they look like. If it's terrible, I'm sure HOW they look will be the least of its problems.

 

[chemicalsword]

shyt look worse than a tee shirt tuxedo......

 

[King Koopa]

Nah bruh...

The tats I can deal with, but I can't take that thing seriously with the cut off pants and shirt tied around the waist. It's like Bay saw that TMNT thread and decided to troll us even more

 

[CJ]

This nikka Bay got my Turtles looking like The Mask out here

 

[King Koopa]

For some reason the facial expression reminds me of this...

...mixed with this

 

[Won Won]

shyt looks like Charles Dutton

 

[Bathing Ape]

Lol bay gotta be

 

[duncanthetall]

Yeah..that's Shaq

 

[Kostibros]

Why is he wearing Chun-Li's outfit around his waist?

 

[Spaceman Piff]

say what you want about the transformers movies.. but at least they looked cool.

but this.. my turtles..

i'm hoping that it's just a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad kids' costume..

 

[Gospel]

The Lips

The clothes

But man, those fukking LIPS

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

The Lips

The clothes

But man, those fukking LIPS

had me like

 

[FrostBite]

What in the actual fukk is this garbage?

 

[King Koopa]

Those gotta be some big sunglasses to get around that huge ass turtle head.