New Zealand Orders 1,300 Square Feet of Skin From US To Help Burned Volcano Victims

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New Zealand Orders 1,300 Square Feet of Skin From US To Help Burned Volcano Victims


Doctors in New Zealand are currently awaiting nearly 1,300 square feet of skin from the United States in order to treat the dozens of victims who suffered severe burns when a volcano erupted on White Island Monday afternoon. Dr. Peter Watson, chief medical officer of Counties Manukau Health, said at a press conference Wednesday that there are 29 patients being treated in intensive care and burn units at four different hospitals throughout New Zealand. Twenty-four of the burn patients remain in critical condition.

"We currently have supplies but are urgently sourcing additional supplies to meet the demand for dressing and temporary skin grafts," Watson said. "We anticipate we will require an additional 1.2 million square centimeters [1,292 square feet] of skin for the ongoing needs of the patients. These supplies are coming from the United States and the order has been placed." Watson said the nature of the victims' injuries had been made "complicated" by the gases and chemicals in the eruption, thus making "more rapid" surgical treatment necessary, as opposed to if they'd suffered thermal-only burns.
 

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They can GROW replacement skin they have the technology, but it's bleeding edge shyt and expensive...:beli: I mean you already had china cloning animals what's a few yards of genetically grown epidermis???:mjgrin: And no one told those idiots to stand next to a damned epicenter of a volcano...:beli:
 

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Trump: New Zealand called me, they said Trump Trump, we know how resourceful you are, we are in need of large quantities of human skin.
Dont tell me why you need the skin, I think i know.
I will make a few calls and have the most beautiful skin made & shipped to you asap.
New Zealand has a few issues with an angry volcano, i decided to help them
I know the people of new Zealand, i know 90% of them. They are beautiful people.
If they sent a request to Democrats for human skin nancy Pelosi would have made an order with planned parenthood.
Luckily the useless Democrats are not in power!
 

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Im surprised they're not buying from China :francis:
They don't want cheap knock off skin.

I wonder what it's like making that call. "I need about 1300 square ft of skin. Y'all got that?" :gucci:
 

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Not making a joke, but wouldn't there be surplus skin somewhere being stored from all the liposuction surgeries that take place across the world?
 
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