newborn baby comes out the womb with birth control in hand

[AndroidHero]

So y'all grown ass adults
And
U willing to believe that happened
Instead
Of the parents wanted to fake a wild story to get attention and go viral and possibly be on a light hearted news segment

Gah damn y'all gullible as fukk

Party pooper, let's us have our fun.

 

[Diondon]

lil nikka like im here whats up?

 

[Bawon Samedi]

fukk dat baby

fukk you.

 

[Ruck]

holy moly! daaaanngg

reminds me of this paul mooney bit about oprah @ 4:00

 

[flea]

Backpage hoes don't get pregnant

Why would I fukk backpage hoes with my face and body u bag of loads

 

[Action Mike]

Be a cac baby brehs

 

[lowkey0z]

Backpage hoes don't get pregnant

 

[Jazzy B.]

That has to be shopped

 

[InDePickWest]

Why would I fukk backpage hoes with my face and body u bag of loads

Ducktales until I see pics. The average Coli nikka is ugly as shyt

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

fukk you.

fukk ya mam u goof ball ass bama

 

[Bawon Samedi]

fukk ya mam u goof ball ass bama

Also stop bleeding allover this thread and being a buzzkill.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Also stop bleeding allover this thread and being a buzzkill.

Stop talking like a cracka

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Stop talking like a cracka

Nah.

 

[Ziggiy]

FLAWLESS

 

[Rekkapryde]

Of course this shyt is fake brehs.

That shyt would easily show up on the sonogram and they'd go in and remove it.

Lettuce cook with the jokes though