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One time I had to shyt real bad in the morning so I told girl I had to do a couple of accounts. Pretended to leave and drove around the block. She hit me up and said it’s a holiday I know you didn’t go to work. She got mad but I didn’t have the courage to tell her I had to blow mud.
 

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Your first mistake was taking the bytch to your crib and having a sleepover
She probably left some shyt so she has a reason to return
Pakistanis got motels u can rent hourly nikka...do your Googles
Take her there, remove the mattress before u smash on the sheets
Hop in the shower first..use that little ass soap and shampoo they provide
bytch won't linger...trust me
 

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Your first mistake was taking the bytch to your crib and having a sleepover
She probably left some shyt so she has a reason to return
Pakistanis got motels u can rent hourly nikka...do your Googles
Take her there, remove the mattress before u smash on the sheets
Hop in the shower first..use that little ass soap and shampoo they provide
bytch won't linger...trust me

She's cool and she's someone I would like to keep around but once the duty was done that was that. Until next time...

Oh yeah... She left her earrings. :comeon:
 

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Me and my boys had discovered sometimes these women are too comfortable and will wanna chill at your house till you come back. When you are too nice and polite you end up being a rest haven for hoes. OPs problem is real. When you have your own space its annoying having someone there who needs hints to leave.
i had two girls over one time. I was smashing one, her friend had come over with her. The next day sunday I grabbed a couple of drinks, we were house drinking, chilling. Next thing I know more girls who knew both of us had showed up and somehow the conversation had gone between them, asking what they up to and once they figured it was something they were into they turned up too.. They had also been at my place before a few times.

shyt annoyed me. Most of the girls hang out that evening maybe expecting we'll go out. I said fukk it and went to sleep. next day I went to work. They were still bumming around my house on monday morning. Came back monday evening and they were still there. Got so fukking annoyed. My boy came and got them out the house on some pretense.

Ever since then, definitely not trying to be a rest haven for hoes. My boys call these type of women Hobosexuals. One of them used to air bnb his apartment since it was just his spot to smash women. But even after he stopped air bnb-ing it, he'd tell girls he has someone coming to rent it for a few days just to get them out the paint.
 

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If she good enough to keep around for fukking, then be cool and nice about it. Say you got things to do or places to be.

Or be straight up about needing time to relax and do projects in the home. No need to be an a$$hole bout it.
 

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This ain't a GMB thread :heh:

Marriage was slowly falling apart. It is what it is. :yeshrug:

Anyway... Brought a young lady back to the crib last night. Took her down. Took her down again this morning. Cool, right?

Slim is a nurse practitioner and had a shift for the ER this morning. She did not want to leave. But I wanted her gone so bad, I just didn't know how to go about telling her to leave.

I'm not looking to fukk everything under the sun. Just a chick here and there. But how do you get these hoes to leave without being an outright dikkhead or do I have to be a dikkhead for them to get the picture? :dwillhuh:


Never bring non-committal females to your crib

Always go to a committee or non committal female's crib.


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This ain't a GMB thread :heh:

Marriage was slowly falling apart. It is what it is. :yeshrug:

Anyway... Brought a young lady back to the crib last night. Took her down. Took her down again this morning. Cool, right?

Slim is a nurse practitioner and had a shift for the ER this morning. She did not want to leave. But I wanted her gone so bad, I just didn't know how to go about telling her to leave.

I'm not looking to fukk everything under the sun. Just a chick here and there. But how do you get these hoes to leave without being an outright dikkhead or do I have to be a dikkhead for them to get the picture? :dwillhuh:

Have an exit strategy beforehand, breh.

I always have “something to do” at XYZ time which puts these heauxs on the clock.

If you want her gone by, say, 10 in the morning m, tell her you got to attend your third cousins’ best friends softball game or something or other at 11 so she know she’s got to go. :camby:
 

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Me and my boys had discovered sometimes these women are too comfortable and will wanna chill at your house till you come back. When you are too nice and polite you end up being a rest haven for hoes. OPs problem is real. When you have your own space its annoying having someone there who needs hints to leave.
i had two girls over one time. I was smashing one, her friend had come over with her. The next day sunday I grabbed a couple of drinks, we were house drinking, chilling. Next thing I know more girls who knew both of us had showed up and somehow the conversation had gone between them, asking what they up to and once they figured it was something they were into they turned up too.. They had also been at my place before a few times.

shyt annoyed me. Most of the girls hang out that evening maybe expecting we'll go out. I said fukk it and went to sleep. next day I went to work. They were still bumming around my house on monday morning. Came back monday evening and they were still there. Got so fukking annoyed. My boy came and got them out the house on some pretense.

Ever since then, definitely not trying to be a rest haven for hoes. My boys call these type of women Hobosexuals. One of them used to air bnb his apartment since it was just his spot to smash women. But even after he stopped air bnb-ing it, he'd tell girls he has someone coming to rent it for a few days just to get them out the paint.



Hopefully you fukkin these female friends.


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