NextDoor App fukkery Thread

[lightskin jermaine]

To the person driving the car this morning around 1:40 am, thanks for jumping the curb while turning onto Chelsea Drive and running into my fence and destroying my shrubs. You left skid marks on the sidewalk and in the dirt and tore things up. Merry Christmas!

First reply:

It wasn’t me - I didn’t go anywhere last night - but I’m so sorry this happened to your property. I’m grateful nobody was hurt, but I’ve had to clean up these kinds of messes other people thoughtlessly leave behind. It’s no fun and can get costly.

 

[Rekkapryde]

To the person driving the car this morning around 1:40 am, thanks for jumping the curb while turning onto Chelsea Drive and running into my fence and destroying my shrubs. You left skid marks on the sidewalk and in the dirt and tore things up. Merry Christmas!

First reply:

It wasn’t me - I didn’t go anywhere last night - but I’m so sorry this happened to your property. I’m grateful nobody was hurt, but I’ve had to clean up these kinds of messes other people thoughtlessly leave behind. It’s no fun and can get costly.

Snitch on yourself brehs

 

[Morethan1]

Let me bookmark this thread for later

Shorty said it happened 2 year's ago but I'm still mad

 

[Rekkapryde]

@ "I heard that's not a good place".

 

[JerkPork]

"Why are these boys fukking with my house? I am gonna start setting booby traps..."

 

[BaileyPark31]

In my suburban area it’s filled with CACs crying about their missing dogs and cats. I mean multiple posts and pictures of the shyt! They be in mourning fam!!

Then it’s people low key begging for shyt. Talking about they got fired and are willing to rake leaves or whatever but have the cashapp for anyone who is feeling generous.

Or anytime the solar people come by the app is buzzing with people asking if they’ve seen someone suspicious with a vest and clip board, they may be casing houses disguised as the solar company. Yes this may be true but I highly doubt they are gonna be ringing peoples ring doorbells and having their faces on camera like that.

App shows CACs love pets more than anything in the world and stay scared.

Lol

I'm deep out in the suburbs too. I think the top subjects on mine are...

1. Complaining about inflation .... looking for somebody to hook them up with a discount on random ass items.

2. Lost pets

3. Shady contractors

4. I make homemade _____ , do yall wanna buy some.

5. People beefing with their association managers.

 

[SadimirPutin]

This shyt sounds like a big online diary for disgruntled white bytches

 

[Rekkapryde]

This shyt sounds like a big online diary for disgruntled white bytches

oh no no no, it's 100% equal opportunity clownery going on.

Case in point.

fukk you doing? your family members and friends can't (or don't want to), help you out. So let's run to the innanet?

 

[SadimirPutin]

Okay.....that shyt is weird

Predators would do lotto numbers on this shyt

 

[Legal]

NextDoor is fukking GREAT. My neighborhood is full of cranky ass folks who are super paranoid, so the fukkery is AMAZING. I'll see if I can dig up some posts later. In the meantime, eat brehs

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor?lang=en

 

[Dad]

I live around .

They HATE me!!

Every time there’s an incident involving a breh, I take up for them. Today, a brotha was accused of stealing and one of the cameras caught him, but the first comment was: 'HE'S ACCUSED OF THIS. INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!'"

 

[Peter Popoff]

This shyt sounds like a big online diary for disgruntled white bytches

It really is. My old apartment recommended me to this app.

 

[Rekkapryde]

It really is. My old apartment recommended me to this app.

man, the fact I get shyt from black neighborhoods like 5/6 miles away from me is irritating with the tomfoolery.

 

[Peter Popoff]

man, the fact I get shyt from black neighborhoods like 5/6 miles away from me is irritating with the tomfoolery.

I get nothing but weird, overly sensitive white ppl and homos in my area. They post nothing but aspca shıt all over the timeline. I love dogs but these cacs weird as shıt.

 

[Motife43]

i gotta find it, but a couple yrs back there were multiple posts about a pig on the loose. And each time someone in the comments would respond “oh that’s Billy Joes pig”


mind you I’m in the suburbs of Atlanta. I can see Mercedes Benz Stadium on the horizon, that’s how I close I am to the city. yet it’s people who own pigs in the area lmaooo