Nicolas Anelka: Classless nikka Number 1: OFFICIAL West Brom v. Everton MBM Thread

[Guardian MBM Intern]

89 Min: match is fizzling out now. If there was a time to get a goal this would be it. "I mean, let's break it down here, is it really racist to say one person looks like another? Daniel Sturridge looks like Raheem Sterling's bigger brother, Theo and Oxlade, Johan Djourou and a gay lion. They all look alike mate." Ruminates Billy Frank from Torquay. Excellent points to be fair.

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

92 Min: "If Everton had Landon Donovan they would be winning this game. Why haven't they enquired about him? Look at how well Dempsey has done at Fulham. OK, sure they haven't won any games and he hasn't scored but he's given the whole team a lift." Comments yoyo in New York. I reckon there'd be questions raised about Donovan's ability to fill into this slick Roberto Martinez greased Everton side. In short I'm saying he's not that good mate, but he would do a job at Hull or Crystal Palace I believe.

 

[concise]

offside.
Disappointing ending.

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

PEEEP PEEEEP PEEEEPP: DRAMA AT THE END. Barry gets his foot on the end of a corner right at the death but Distin is in the way and is deemed off sides.

I bet Pepe Mel will be happy with that for his first time out. West Brom 1 - 1 Everton.

I'm out have a good night.

 

[mastermind]

I didnt watch the match, but thank you @Guardian MBM Intern, Jasper c*ntwit for your MBM. I am curious though, what was the final Quenelle count? Also, are you Jewish? If you are, I am not sure I want to talk to you anymore.

-Dieudonné
Paris

 

[Mané Swagincha]

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-Al
Canada