Nicolas Anelka: Classless nikka Number 1: OFFICIAL West Brom v. Everton MBM Thread

[Guardian MBM Intern]

HALF: Out for a cup of tea. See you in 15.

 

[Premeditated]

 

[SCORCH]

Yikes, no update in 15 mins. Has the work experience lad been let go already? Had a shocker of a first half tbh. How can he not know Barkley has a broken toe and is out for a few weeks? Where do they find these mugs?

Anelka Stan
London

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

Internet went out there for a bit

BUT WE'RE BACKK, INTERNET STRONG LIKE AN AFRICAN STRIKER NOW

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

68 Min: "Yikes, no update in 15 mins. Has the work experience lad been let go already?" asks Anelka Stan from London, "Had a shocker of a first half tbh. How can he not now Barkley has a broken toe and is out for a few weeks? Where do they find these mugs?"

The other MBM I'm following didn't mention anything about that. But thats a shame for Bazza, hopefully he's back in time for the World Cup. Oh, and do one Anelka stan.

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

72 Min: Free kick taken by Mirallas who misses, predictably.

 

[SCORCH]

Not being racist like but with Lukaku's new trim he looks just like Anichebe. AMIRITE?

Definitely not racist
Stoke born and bred

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

74 Min: Anichebe wins a corner. "Not being racist like but what's with Lukaku's new trim he looks just like Anichebe. AMIRITE?" muses Definitely Not Racist from Stoke. Indeed, though I'd be careful with that mate, definitely don't say another black man looks like another black man, this is the Guardian here.

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

76 Min: GOAL West Brom 1-1 Everton! Thumping header that one! Diego Lugano gets on the end of a cross by Morrison and gazzumps it into the roof of the net. Game on.

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

78 Min: "DIEGO LUGANO THE BEST BREH. MY BREH GOT THAT CHARRUA GARRA BREHS. LUGANO THE CAPTAIN BREHS, THEY NEED TO KEEP LUGANO WEST BROM WILL STAY UP BREHS, PEPE MEL WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO BREHS. YOU MAD BREHSS?" Yells Hurst from Uruguay. Not mad at all mate but good to see Lugano with a dedicated fan.

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

81 Min: About 10 minutes to go plus stoppage time. West Brom have looked dangerous with that goal buoying them.

 

[Guardian MBM Intern]

83 Min: Aniche...I mean Lukaku attempts an absurd overhead kick. Everton having a decent bit of possession in the West Brom half. Stones flings a ball into the box and it rolls out for a West Brom goal kick.

 

[Roadie pipeher]

Get that fakkit Osman off...

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Did Coleman pick up a injury?

Ready to dash him from my fantasy team

 

[SCORCH]

If Everton had Landon Donovan they would be winning this game. Why haven't they enquired about him? Look at how well Dempsey has done at Fulham. OK, sure they haven't won any games and he hasn't scored but he's given the whole team a lift.

yoyo
New York