night before the wedding your fiance comes clean that they cheated......

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On you when you first started dating years ago, but they haven't again it was just a ons.

Whole family flew in, great grandma been waiting for this day forever, "I never thought I'd live the day to see my great grandson/daughter married, the Lord has been good child"

What do you do?
 

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I'd confront the guy and beat his azz in front of all the homies while we're at the bachelor party, throw him through a door and threaten to throw him off a balcony while a pimp and a couple skrippers below watches on.

Another homie will probably talk me from tossing dude off the balcony, then I'd call the wedding off.

The next day, I'd show up to the church to tell my parents the wedding was off, but then the guy that she cheated with would show up, we'd pray on it, then I'd reluctantly get married anyway and cry at the altar like a bytch.
 

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I'd confront the guy and beat his azz in front of all the homies while we're at the bachelor party, throw him through a door and threaten to throw him off a balcony while a pimp and a couple skrippers below watches on.

Another homie will probably talk me from tossing dude off the balcony, then I'd call the wedding off.

The next day, I'd show up to the church to tell my parents the wedding was off, but then the guy that she cheated with would show up, we'd pray on it, then I'd reluctantly get married anyway and cry at the altar like a bytch.

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I'd confront the guy and beat his azz in front of all the homies while we're at the bachelor party, throw him through a door and threaten to throw him off a balcony while a pimp and a couple skrippers below watches on.

Another homie will probably talk me from tossing dude off the balcony, then I'd call the wedding off.

The next day, I'd show up to the church to tell my parents the wedding was off, but then the guy that she cheated with would show up, we'd pray on it, then I'd reluctantly get married anyway and cry at the altar like a bytch.

Yo!!! I read and read and read. Shyt got more familiar and familiar and then it hit me.:ohhh:

You got a nikka legit dying of laughter ova here!!:russ:
 

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I'd confront the guy and beat his azz in front of all the homies while we're at the bachelor party, throw him through a door and threaten to throw him off a balcony while a pimp and a couple skrippers below watches on.

Another homie will probably talk me from tossing dude off the balcony, then I'd call the wedding off.

The next day, I'd show up to the church to tell my parents the wedding was off, but then the guy that she cheated with would show up, we'd pray on it, then I'd reluctantly get married anyway and cry at the altar like a bytch.
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I never got that part. Crying like he was asking for forgiveness
 

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:patrice:This must be what they call a rhetorical question
 
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