I already know. Once they already made enough to go pop bottles and buy an eighth of loud, these a$$holes handing out "fukk me ups"Yo this is the truth!! Lol
I got a potna who's a pro barber. This nikka is the nastiest most triflin ho chasin playa hatin mfer I kno! Real talk
I already know. Once they already made enough to go pop bottles and buy an eighth of loud, these @ssholes handing out "fukk me ups"
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breh you want something done, you gotta do it yourself. You should buy a decent pair of clippers and do it yourself.
hair is one thing but being a grown man without facial hair when I fukk up and have to shave my beard/mustache and let it regrow
^exactly. It's like this. A barber can only give you HIS best interpretation of what HE thinks YOU want YOUR hair to look like. Only you know EXACTLY how YOU want it to look.
Hahahaha bruh I was gonna post a story but I doubt nikkas would believe it. I'll tell it anyways. Once I'm in the barbershop with this cat I know and he's cuttin some dude hair.Dude my boy get fukked up on his lunch break in the parkin lot. I asked him "how you cuttin mfers heads loaded like that?"..... This mfer took another bump an said "man fukk dem nikkaz!!!
Barbers like him the reason why I cut my own shyt
" he goes back and just yanked dude's left mustache 
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One thing cats gotta understand is that the nikka cuttin your hair is a man just like u. U think he wanna make u pretty?. U think he's gonna help you get hoes??
Then that's a barber u can trust. He knows you're gonna tip good or he knows you'll beat the shyt out him for fukking u up. Keep another thing in mind though, barbers know how to make a wack haircut feel like he's performing surgery and giving u the best cut u ever had. He'll even tap a coworker so he walk by and say some corny shyt like "daaaaamn, that might be the cleanest cut I ever seen
"be trapped by social pressures and mores, brehsBet you still tipped him tho huh?
I been thinkin about doing this shyt but dont wanna fukk it up. nikkaz out here charging $15-20 for a half ass cutBeen cuttin my shyt since teen years
I ain seen the inside of a barber shop in over 20 yrs
bytches be like "you cut yo own hair??stop lyin."
this could be a blessing in disguse. I got some Andis T-edgers.
What else do I need brehs?
I still cant believe I look like a fukking virgin
Been doing for 20 years. shyt's easy. Use a comb as a guide for your line up. Remember less is more,if you don't cut enough,you can always cut a lil more. But if you cut too much,you're temporarily fukked. Start doing your own line ups between hair cuts.I been thinkin about doing this shyt but dont wanna fukk it up. nikkaz out here charging $15-20 for a half ass cut
Went to this new barber known for dope ass cuts. I was eager cuz a chick stopped me on the street and said me and him were twins.
nikka lived in the hood and I was in traffic for over an hour after work tryna get downtown in time for my appt. But I seen the shyt he did. I needed a new barber and it was gonna be worth it.
This nikka shaved off my sideburns and DESTROYED my mustache. Im talkin no sideburns no mustache. I look like a fukking HIV patient. Line up aint straight either
A nikka had plans this weekend. Now I gotta grow all this shyt out and start from scratch WHILE looking
fukkING HEATED MY nikkaS
