Shid I know when I get that fresh line with the taper I leave the barbershop feeling like Mr. Steal Yo Girl himself
Just got a fresh edge n shaved my beard off to a goatee. Nga well groomed lookin like Prince with a caesar. I don't get all arrogant I just be smug af. If I go somewhere n catch jest one hoe eye, I find a reason to stand around for a sec, see if there's anything better around n then look directly at the bytch, wait for the smile and/or stare n go over n spit. I just go places and buy dumb shyt to catch a chick eye, like goin to Wal Mart for one box of cereal or strollin into McDonald's in le hood to see what's up, gettin a damn double cheeseburger to keep talkin to a chick.
Lmao@ngaz parking in other ngaz' driveways, that's some bullshyt. I wish a mfka woulda parked in my shyt when I liveded in le hood. I remember running around with a snotty nose living in the ghetto not having a car n some bytch thought she could jest park in my shyt, talkin sum "But I don't see no car. You ain't even got no car." I'm like, "Baby, look, u can rent the mfkn space out. U smoke? Well, every now n then come on over n smoke with a nga or somethin. But I ain't bout to be lettin u park all in my illustrious real estate for free."