Dont trust you dudes one bit. How can you take a full dump and wipe in the same amount of time it takes some nikkas to piss, thats not natural 
example, your standing at the urinal
*nikka strolls in*
*walks into first stall*
*drops pants*
*fart fart plunk flush*
*nikka walks out stall*
*dips past you before you can even shake your dikk*
To not take a nice slow approach to a dump is blasphemy

example, your standing at the urinal
*nikka strolls in*
*walks into first stall*
*drops pants*
*fart fart plunk flush*
*nikka walks out stall*
*dips past you before you can even shake your dikk*
To not take a nice slow approach to a dump is blasphemy
the neck
greatest feeling next to nutting

is that?