Nikkas that shyt faster than some nikkas piss unappreciation thread

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Dont trust you dudes one bit. How can you take a full dump and wipe in the same amount of time it takes some nikkas to piss, thats not natural :scust:

example, your standing at the urinal
*nikka strolls in*
*walks into first stall*
*drops pants*
*fart fart plunk flush*
*nikka walks out stall*
*dips past you before you can even shake your dikk*


:scust: To not take a nice slow approach to a dump is blasphemy
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Dont trust you dudes one bit. How can you take a full dump and wipe in the same amount of time it takes some nikkas to piss, thats not natural :scust:

example, your standing at the urinal
*nikka strolls in*
*walks into first stall*
*drops pants*
*fart fart plunk flush*
*nikka walks out stall*
*dips past you before you can even shake your dikk*


:scust: To not take a nice slow approach to a dump is blasphemy


N/h and no hate, but left me guess the offender was Hispanic or White ....right :coffee:

i take long dumps i like to read no homo
plus i dont exiting the stall with
another nikka in the washroom

Your phone probably got unknown species on the screen and on/off button:scust:


:lolbron: ...How many of yall actually clean your phone daily or at least 2 or 3 times a week? Heard cellphones are some of the dirtiest instruments around.
 

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i take long dumps i like to read no homo
plus i dont exiting the stall with
another nikka in the washroom

Your phone probably got unknown species on the screen and on/off button:scust:


:lolbron: ...How many of yall actually clean your phone daily or at least 2 or 3 times a week? Heard cellphones are some of the dirtiest instruments around.
 

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That is a sign of a healthy digesting system breh. That shyt should come out like soft serve icecream. If you're sitting their straining and plinking and plopping then you need more veggies and fiber in your diet.
 

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Your phone probably got unknown species on the window :scust:

Thats one reason i dont take nikkas phones when cats try to scroll through some instagram joke or some shyt. Nah nikka you scroll it. :francis:

I never take my phone into the bathroom. Im a borderline germophobe. It seems like everyone I know does. I hate talking to someone all regular on the phone and then u hear a big ass flush :scust:

Aint nothing that nobody sayin on the phone that cant wait until u finish droppin a duece
 
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