So your saying you'd rather burn disc than use a HDD?

Yes, the early ones could play DVD's. But by early we talkin the first few years
But all of them can play DVD files aka movies on your HDD if you put the right program on there
So long story short, you can easily get a wii that plays gamecube games
And if you couldn't? There's a version of usb loader that plays gamecube games
Eat winb let it stick to your ribs (google it)
No you don't. I hacked my wii by downloading files, then putting the SD card into the wii. I think I did the twilight hack which was a save exploit that put homebrew on there.
Do you need wifi to hack a calculator (like what was used to create the ps3 dongle jailbreak)
Trust me, you don't need wifi to hack bruh bruh
Where you see confirmation on no usb?