Nintendo Says “Mario and Peach Are Good Friends”

[Illuminatos]

Bowser was smashing that Peach Cobbler in every night and Mari-Hoe couldn’t even get a taste. Short Gang with another L.

 

[Alix217]

Everyone getting friend zoned these days

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

They officially friendzoned Mario in the canon ?

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Who is worse at their jobs? Toad royal guard, footclan, or the putty patrol?

 

[Luke Cage]

L isn't just for Luigi it seems

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Diondon]

Luigi be tryna tell him

 

[SoSoSlick]

 

[Canon]

she want to be with bowser in the castle

 

[Mugenight]

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/mario-was-such-a-lame-ass-nikka.995110/

 

[Address_Unknown]

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[DaylitoJames]

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

I mean, it's been like 40 years and he ain't married her so.....

 

[The Guru]

Never touched his wahooo!