Nintendo Says “Mario and Peach Are Good Friends”

[richaveli83]

 

[Lord_nikon]

no Peach/buns

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Nintendo called hr on Mario

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Nintendo is full of shyt lol

So sanitized that they literally trip themselves up.

Goat game development house, terrible at anything human.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

My goat ain't no simp... man forget y'all
They got my mans out here moving like Bruno Mars in Grenade... I'd catch a bob-omb for you...




Mario games used to have a different kind of magic in the 80s and 90s...
Mario 1-3, World, Dr. Mario, Yoshi's Island, SMRPG, Mario 64, Mario Kart SNES and 64.
Shout out to Donkey Kong '94
You knew times were changing when they took all the bass out of Yoshi's voice and had him making all kinds of baby noises.

 

[Scaaar]

Who is worse at their jobs? Toad royal guard, footclan, or the putty patrol?

Gotta throw the stormtroopers in there too. Their minds and aim ain't been right since Order 66

 

[Da King]

shyt doesn’t even make sense, so Mario is just platonically having these marriage scenarios with his female friend?

 

[Json]

Bowser would never accept that. Throw a blue shell at her

 

[karim]

Bowser was smashing that Peach Cobbler in every night and Mari-Hoe couldn’t even get a taste. Short Gang with another L.

 

[Neuromancer]

Has anyone checked on Link? Cause you know that nikka next.

 

[Hamsterdam921]

Save a hoe from bowser for decades and stay in the friendzone brehs

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

family-friendly Nintendo being family-friendly Nintendo

 

[Devilinurear]

Damn
And the Japanese wonder why they have a low birth rate. One of there main icons can't even get a girlfriend