Nintendo Says “Mario and Peach Are Good Friends”
- Thread starter Illuminatos
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is it family friendly to be asexual though. how you get a family if you just friends with everybody you meet. plus why did they make daisy and toadette.. they just out here being girl counterparts but not related to Luigi and Toad in any way. smfh. Nintendo be trying too hard.
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Sex doesn't exist in Nintendo world
Clayton Endicott
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Bowser got all those gottdamned kids, but it has never been divulged who their mother is
Jr is his only kidBowser got all those gottdamned kids, but it has never been divulged who their mother is
Damn Mario 
ding ding ding
its a projection
basically in japan they saying their overlords are like lizard emperors who breath fire and hide out in dungeons (corporate kaizens)
the whole samurai culture and seppuku etc playing out in video game logic
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The Wall Is Undefeated!
Superstar
To use the AAVE vernacular: Nintendo ain't shyt.
Nikka literally ran through fire, dodged giant cannonballs , run through skeletons that can come back to life and escape traps, just to get no p*ssy.Save a hoe from bowser for decades and stay in the friendzone brehs
what a friend
he better than man than Wario tho. Wario would have taken the p*ssy after all that work 
The Wall Is Undefeated!
Superstar
Wario is all about his money. He doesn't have time for hoes.Nikka literally ran through fire, dodged giant cannonballs , run through skeletons that can come back to life and escape traps, just to get no p*ssy.
what a friend
As the saying goes: "You'll always lose money chasing women, but you'll never lose women chasing money!"
African Peasant
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How is marriage/love not family friendly
No one is asking for Peach twerking on Big M at the end of the game