No homo but what did you do with your first condom

[ADK]

One of my recent threads made me go back to the 6th grade and how I had hella older friends. This dude let me have one of his gold magnums and I was like . I never used it, but best believe all the girls in class and my homeboy knew I had it on me all week.


One day in class I told this Hispanic chick I was cool with to look under the table real quick cuz I had it on my meat, hanging out the hole of my underwear it ain't even fit. She looked back up like and I just took my L and went on about my day.


But forreal, you lying if you used the first condom you got a hold of to smash some chick

 

[GotEmShook]

Wtf is a condom?

 

[Black]

A condom? this shyt got me cryin'

 

[TRFG]

Condom? a wah di bumbaclot name so?

 

[ADK]

 

[Smoke]

One of my recent threads made me go back to the 6th grade and how I had hella older friends. This dude let me have one of his gold magnums and I was like . I never used it, but best believe all the girls in class and my homeboy knew I had it on me all week.


One day in class I told this Hispanic chick I was cool with to look under the table real quick cuz I had it on my meat, hanging out the hole of my underwear it ain't even fit. She looked back up like and I just took my L and went on about my day.


But forreal, you lying if you used the first condom you got a hold of to smash some chick

I did Pops gave me a rubber for some reason when I was 11. I think it was a Durex ...used it to smash this fat white chick 3 years later for my first time.

 

[The Goodz]

first condom??

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Condom?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Lol bunch of fathers with stds itt. I kept mine in my cd case. It was a ribbed trojan. My siblings (youger) used to blackmail me. They finally told my parents and when they asked about it I said I wanna be safe and ready . They had to respect it. I was 13, I think.

 

[DIMES]

Wtf is a condom?

A condom? this shyt got me cryin'

Y'all stupid for going raw. Retarded.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I swallowed it.

 

[Serious]

Wtf is a condom?

That thing that protects you from STD's

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

One of my recent threads made me go back to the 6th grade and how I had hella older friends. This dude let me have one of his gold magnums and I was like . I never used it, but best believe all the girls in class and my homeboy knew I had it on me all week.


One day in class I told this Hispanic chick I was cool with to look under the table real quick cuz I had it on my meat, hanging out the hole of my underwear it ain't even fit. She looked back up like and I just took my L and went on about my day.


But forreal, you lying if you used the first condom you got a hold of to smash some chick

I smashed raw the first time, I didn't fukk with condoms until way later so yes my first condom was used to smash a chic.

 

[skeetsinternal]

bit a hole in the tip and put it on

 

[2stainz]

its still in my wallet awaiting that first time