No hypotheticals, you're a rookie playing for Miami...

[Jax]

on his usual rosters, not giving anyone the opportunity to play unless you're needed.
You're signed to a one year contract, no player or team options.
You only play garbage time the whole season, you only played 20 minutes total.
Miami breaks all records, they're destroying nikkas and Bron is averaging 33 points the whole playoffs when on game 7 of the finals, 20 seconds left down by 3 there's a skirmish and Bron, Wade and Bosh all get ejected for fighting Lil Wayne and the crew
Spo calls your name, It's your chance nikka

. You're playing The Lakers, Kobe is guarding you, you call Iso and score a tying triple buzzer beating shot.
You wildn'out in overtime and score 20 points shytting all over everybody, that **** ain't enough, the game is crazy fast paced and you're still down 2
No more timeouts, 2 seconds left,

you get the ball and score the championship winning shot from halfcourt with 4 nikkas trying to block your shot

, nikkas get wild and **** on the Heat veterans and the Lakers for letting a rookie that nobody knew do that and Linsanity on steroids happen, reporters don't even know who to interview first

everybody gets crazy, twitter/facebook goes down with so much fukkery.
You get Osama Bin Laden attention, you get offered max contracts by every team, multiple endorsement deal, Nike offers you 100Mill, you get bribes, hoes try to rape you on site, nikkas mad jelly

What do you do, where do you go and how you gon style and live? How do you live your life that summer as a GOAT free agent?

 

[the cac mamba]

i mean shyt if i was playin for any team right now itd be fukkin miami

or LA

id enjoy my summer in brazil

 

[No..Money..Mo..Problems]

on his usual rosters, not giving anyone the opportunity to play unless you're needed.
You're signed to a one year contract, no player or team options.
You only play garbage time the whole season, you only played 20 minutes total.
Miami breaks all records, they're destroying nikkas and Bron is averaging 33 points the whole playoffs when on game 7 of the finals, 20 seconds left down by 3 there's a skirmish and Bron, Wade and Bosh all get ejected for fighting Lil Wayne and the crew
Spo calls your name, It's your chance nikka

. You're playing The Lakers, Kobe is guarding you, you call Iso and score a tying triple buzzer beating shot.
You wildn'out in overtime and score 20 points shytting all over everybody, that **** ain't enough, the game is crazy fast paced and you're still down 2
No more timeouts, 2 seconds left,

you get the ball and score the championship winning shot from halfcourt with 4 nikkas trying to block your shot

, nikkas get wild and **** on the Heat veterans and the Lakers for letting a rookie that nobody knew do that and Linsanity on steroids happen, reporters don't even know who to interview first

everybody gets crazy, twitter/facebook goes down with so much fukkery.
You get Osama Bin Laden attention, you get offered max contracts by every team, multiple endorsement deal, Nike offers you 100Mill, you get bribes, hoes try to rape you on site, nikkas mad jelly

What do you do, where do you go and how you gon style and live? How do you live your life that summer as a GOAT free agent?

 

[King Poetic]

1. fired my agent

2. ask for a bigger signing bonus get the max contract, take it to a lawyer to look over and come back and signed it

3. pay off all my debt

4. by a nice $500,000 to $800,000 home in London or Hawaii

5. see if i can get a meeting with warren buffet and see how i can set myself for the rest of my life, cause next season i could blow out my knee

6. take care of mom & pop

7. then look at all the endorsement available from all over the world.

then its off to training camp with the clippers or another team on the west coast

 

[Jax]

1. fired my agent

2. ask for a bigger signing bonus get the max contract, take it to a lawyer to look over and come back and signed it

3. pay off all my debt

4. by a nice $500,000 to $800,000 home in London or Hawaii

5. see if i can get a meeting with warren buffet and see how i can set myself for the rest of my life, cause next season i could blow out my knee

6. take care of mom & pop

7. then look at all the endorsement available from all over the world.

then its off to training camp with the clippers or another team on the west coast

Would you play in the summer league if asked?

 

[#StarkSet]

Get my shyt snipped and go for wilts lofty record

 

[FAH1223]

Would you play in the summer league if asked?

yeah, i would

ball is life

 

[King Poetic]

Would you play in the summer league if asked?

it depends.. if i can hook up with a hall of famer like hakeem who has workout camps or even Gary Payton who's about to have clinics i'll passed.

 

[Jparker]

how the lakers get to the finals?

 

[Shadow King]

Assuming I'm a PG I'm staying in MIA, taking less to fill up my jewelry box
Signing with Nike and whatever other lucrative endorsement float my way.
Get a house for about a mill looking over the Atlantic.
Take care of my parents.
Sow my royal oats in Latin America

 

[chuckifubuck]

Can rookies be signed to one year contracts? I wondered this cause I thought up a similar scenario to you. I mean, I think even second rounders/udfa get signed to the same 2/4 year contract, only its not guaranteed

 

[killacal]

Can rookies be signed to one year contracts? I wondered this cause I thought up a similar scenario to you. I mean, I think even second rounders/udfa get signed to the same 2/4 year contract, only its not guaranteed

Wes mathews breh

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Sign for the league minimum to stay with the Heat of course.

 

[MsBigHead]

how the lakers get to the finals?

and to a game 7

 

[chuckifubuck]

Wes mathews breh

Can it still happen under new CBA?

If it can one of these young nikkas should torpedo their draft stock to hell and they'd avoid rookie scale contracts, just have to play one year on the cheap