No hypotheticals, you're a rookie playing for Miami...

[He Who Posts Well]

Football season can't start soon enough...

 

[L68]

sounds like david tyree

 

[fact]

There have been players that have done similar things (obviously not to the ridiculously overblown extent you made up) and they were............
who the fukk remembers? exactly, enjoy the immediate success while it is fresh cause nobody gonna remember that shyt.

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

Get my shyt snipped and go for wilts lofty record

rich or broke, this is a win.

 

[Jax]

There have been players that have done similar things (obviously not to the ridiculously overblown extent you made up) and they were............
who the fukk remembers? exactly, enjoy the immediate success while it is fresh cause nobody gonna remember that shyt.

Immediate success that's all there is!
You nikkas stay hating on the #RightNowGang
while I'm heading to the bank nikka

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Leave Miami for a city that would appreciate championships.

A city that is cold, by the lake, blue collar, birthed the GOAT rap group of all-time, and the city ROCKS!

 

[mbewane]

on his usual rosters, not giving anyone the opportunity to play unless you're needed.
You're signed to a one year contract, no player or team options.
You only play garbage time the whole season, you only played 20 minutes total.
Miami breaks all records, they're destroying nikkas and Bron is averaging 33 points the whole playoffs when on game 7 of the finals, 20 seconds left down by 3 there's a skirmish and Bron, Wade and Bosh all get ejected for fighting Lil Wayne and the crew
Spo calls your name, It's your chance nikka

. You're playing The Lakers, Kobe is guarding you, you call Iso and score a tying triple buzzer beating shot.
You wildn'out in overtime and score 20 points shytting all over everybody, that **** ain't enough, the game is crazy fast paced and you're still down 2
No more timeouts, 2 seconds left,

you get the ball and score the championship winning shot from halfcourt with 4 nikkas trying to block your shot

, nikkas get wild and **** on the Heat veterans and the Lakers for letting a rookie that nobody knew do that and Linsanity on steroids happen, reporters don't even know who to interview first

everybody gets crazy, twitter/facebook goes down with so much fukkery.
You get Osama Bin Laden attention, you get offered max contracts by every team, multiple endorsement deal, Nike offers you 100Mill, you get bribes, hoes try to rape you on site, nikkas mad jelly

What do you do, where do you go and how you gon style and live? How do you live your life that summer as a GOAT free agent?

This scenario tho

 

[Greenhornet]

id fukk hoes

 

[LebronsHairline]

Sign a max contract for 1 or 2 years on some shytty team and fake an injury right before the season and collect that nice $17 mil andrew bynum style

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

nikka I'd leave to sign with almighty GOAT franchise, fukk spo for not lettin me get my shine on sooner. fukk nikka.