#NO LIFE CREW

[yo moms]

should have bet the spurs to win

i made a little live bet on them to win

 

[HowardHughes]

we had it planned to

time to cut them off

Breh i cut off my homies after they pulled some slick shyt

I hit them up on fb 'any parties tonight'

i get the reply 'no parties, we just gonna be chillin'

The next day

they hit me up with the 'Damn son you missed the biggest party of the year.
We hooked up with tons of chicks, drank till the morning'

Im like ' i thought you said their wasnt any parties on time to block you homie'

Havent spoke to them in months

 

[MikelArteta]

We really out here.

No job
No school
Can count number of friends on one hand
No bytches anywhere in sight
Running out of money for alcohol/ weed
No new messages/missed calls

#TheMoneyteam

:mugabe:

 

[ugksam]

Breh i cut off my homies after they pulled some slick shyt

I hit them up on fb 'any parties tonight'

i get the reply 'no parties, we just gonna be chillin'

The next day

they hit me up with the 'Damn son you missed the biggest party of the year.
We hooked up with tons of chicks, drank till the morning'

Im like ' i thought you said their wasnt any parties on time to block you homie'

Havent spoke to them in months

you suck tho so i understand them not wanting you around to fukk up the situation with the girls

 

[yo moms]

Breh i cut off my homies after they pulled some slick shyt

I hit them up on fb 'any parties tonight'

i get the reply 'no parties, we just gonna be chillin'

The next day

they hit me up with the 'Damn son you missed the biggest party of the year.
We hooked up with tons of chicks, drank till the morning'

Im like ' i thought you said their wasnt any parties on time to block you homie'

Havent spoke to them in months

i swear to god if those nikkas hit me up tomorrow talking about what happened last night im going to bytch slap them right in the mouth.

 

[HowardHughes]

you suck tho so i understand them not wanting you around to fukk up the situation with the girls

nah the funny thing is I used to get more girls than both of them. so its something else personal vendetta. But i aint mad tho.

 

[ugksam]

nah the funny thing is I used to get more girls than both of them. so its something else personal vendetta. But i aint mad tho.

yeah i bet you get tons of p*ssy, fukk those guys you dont need them.

 

[yo moms]

highkey have insomnia too

ill be up all night and all of tomorrow just to get 4 hours of sleep.

 

[I_Q]

Hell yea I'm all in this bytch except my friends been tryin to hit me up the past 3 weeks but I been duckin they phone calls

 

[ugksam]

Hell yea I'm all in this bytch except my friends been tryin to hit me up the past 3 weeks but I been duckin they phone calls

quit bragging you gonna make these losers feel bad about getting stood up by their homies

 

[HowardHughes]

Hell yea I'm all in this bytch except my friends been tryin to hit me up the past 3 weeks but I been duckin they phone calls

Why you ducking them breh

 

[I_Q]

Why you ducking them breh

Personal reasons man, I'm extremely introverted and pretty asocial so none of the shyt they get into appeals to me. As much as I want them to stop fukkin with me I know they won't. I'm havin a pretty good time drinking at the house and watching kenan and kel

 

[I_Q]

quit bragging you gonna make these losers feel bad about getting stood up by their homies

Well they should be glad they ain't like me. I attract aggressive women, have any of y'all brehs ever had sex with an aggressive woman? That shyt can resemble a grappling match easy, bytch think she in control

 

[yo moms]

quit bragging you gonna make these losers feel bad about getting stood up by their homies

You got a life breh?

Spoiler

or are you here for moral support?

 

[I_Q]

You know you've had too much vodka when you can't stop smilin