No sympathy for bytch nikkas

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So a couple of days ago a lot of my past college friends got together. Two of them were engaged and wanted to have a dinner/house warming type of thing. Kind of like a semi-reunion. I keep in contact with some (graduated 5 years ago).

So we all met up at their house. It's pretty big. He was doing good. Maybe 10-12 of us were there. This dude that I was really cool with at one point back then showed up. He went ghost on me and just stopped fukkkin with me for some reason like 2nd or 3rd year.

So all I do is dap him up and say what's up. I plan on just not really talking to him at all that whole night.
He later approaches me and we start choppin it up. I was barley paying attention. There was this chick there walking around that I didn't recognize that had a fat ass, but then I heard him say,

"...until you did that fukk shyt." :usure:

Pretty much what happened was back in college there was this chick that he was feeling and wanted to smash. Everyday he talked crazy shyt about what he would do to her and all that.

So one night a few of us were in her apartment. Me and my other homebody knew he was trying to smash so we hit them with the *YAWN* "Man it's getting late, we are out"
We thought he was going to tear her shyt up.

Next day we see him :shaq::skip:.
Us: "So how was it breh?" :lolbron:

Him: Nothing happened

Us: She wasn't feeling it or something?

Him: IDK

Us: So what? After that she told you to leave?

Him: No I slept there

:dahell:

This nikka gave us the play-by-play of what she did

She was the one who insisted he slept there. She even told him he could take a shower. She even made a joke about how big his dikk might be. Then when they went to bed she put on Pandora and had slow music playing.

This nikka said he wasn't sure she wanted to fukk. So he just fell asleep. :mindblown:

So me being the nikka that I am, told myself that this girl obviously wants some dikk. She was okay too. Not a dime, but she had really big titties. So maybe after a week of getting at her, I went to her apartment and eventually hit. :jawalrus:


Apparently this bytch nikka found out and got mad and disowned me.
Fast-forward to the party. I literally told him,

"There is absolutely no sympathy for bytch nikkas. Sorry" :manny:
Him: :beli:
 

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too long didn't read

where the cliff notes. i aint readin all that :stopitslime:
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Never understood how nikkas who don't speak up get mad at you for getting at a girl they whether fantasize about then actually talk to.
I not mad at you for Gary Payton the p*ssy:russ:
 

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No, you didn't.

fukk you lying for. Rest of the story was good...then you fukked it up with this bullshyt right here
Nah he's just sensitive when it comes to bytches. He knew, even though I meant it, I kind of said in a joking way.
 

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LMAO social media really giving people low self attention spans.

I read the whole thing, and dude probably hesitated and was too scared to make a move, or he just fukked himself up mentally

and thought maybe she was just playing games and wasn't really feeling him. Even if that were the case, a real nikka would have made a move.

You shouldn't have smashed though, or at least waited a while and ask him if it was cool.
 
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