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BaldingSoHard

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Solves everything every time.


5-10 mins and back to reality.

Sometimes you gotta force that spirit of lust out of you.... Makes u say and do things out of character

Super simple cheat code shyt foreal.

Do I want chicken or steak... :patrice:

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Do I wanna go to Cabo or DR next month for vacation? :confused:

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Do I wanna spend $200 to bus this nut, risk STD, and further demean myself or not? :jbhmm:

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TheBigBopper

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I ain’t really got any questions and ima spare you the “you got a lifetime L” comments. I’m sure you know that shyt was....crazy

I’m just glad you doin better in life now my G.

I got a question matter fact. U ever got robbed in those 80 times?

Nah. Almost all the bytches I saw were well reviewed, so they had reputations to maintain.
 

Dreamzeedream

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I was overweight and socially awkward, so from 18-23, I exclusively got sex from hookers. I eventually got in shape and with the help of a co-worker, developed my mouth piece and stopped fukking hookers exclusively. By the time I was 27, I had a serious girlfriend, a stable and was about 30 bodies deep in non escort p*ssy.

On occasion, I still smash escort p*ssy (seeking arrangement :ohlawd: ) but I try not to make it a habit.


AMA.
How did yo coworker help you get your mouth piece together
 

TheBigBopper

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How did yo coworker help you get your mouth piece together
For some reason I told him about my tricking and he made it a mission to help me out. We used to go out after work and he’d force me to talk to bytches at the bar. If it wasn’t for him logically laying out how to get hoes, id probably be still fukking escorts on the regular
 
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