Non-traditional things you'd do if you won the lotto

[MenacingMonk]

-Have a sex dungeon.
-Inside pool
-Grotto
-Have some custom made paintings

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

I really should starting drawing them again, it's been years

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[GoFlipAPack]

I'd coP a bentley and get it modded to look like a Chrysler 300

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[Why-Fi]

buy up a block of houses and move my entire family there. then have my own secret personal house elsewhere for shenanigans

 

[TheBigBopper]

Buy a shyt ton of high yield bonds and positions in MLPs.

















You never hear about Lotto winners investing their winnings

 

[TheBigBopper]

I'd also start a private equity partnership. Some of those Hostess factories have to be worth something. I could buy them in a fire sale using mostly debt, revitalize them, and then sell at 10X my money in a few years.

 

[Sulu]

Start a private school for black girls from grades 6-12.

... u think that will actually work

 

[TheBigBopper]

i'd probably "donate" a large amount of money to Havard and Oxford. then i'd apply for both schools for a program of some kind (in which case i'd get accepted off the strength of my donations ) study at both and get degrees from both.

Oxford admissions aren't as holistic as American schools, so I'm not sure this method would work for them, but if you're rich, you could use your money to achieve something that would tilt Harvard in your direction as opposed to just buying a slot, like founding an online startup or a nonprofit.

 

[Sulu]

travel to every country in the world and get a bytch pregnant

 

[TheBigBopper]

Oh shyt, I just realized something else I'd have enough money to live off to hang out with rice paddy farmers in Japan and learn advanced Japanese !

 

[john goodman]

1. Buy a newspaper

2. Groom a politician to take over Philly

3. Buy tons of real estate... Spur gentrification and investment in neighborhoods of my choosing

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Buy a bytch and paint her blue.


Naw ill probably invest in robotics and make my own hover craft and make the blue bytch pilot

 

[Heafcliffe]

True enough, I'd find out how long the winner would have to claim his/her winnings, let the hype die down, opt out of the public display and claim the purse under the radar.

Nothing worst than "family and friends" hitting you outta nowhere.

With my low-key nature, I would travel extensively.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Cuts ties with everyone I know and love so I can travel for a few years. Pay off all my debts. Leave a few milli for my immediate family, they'll get the rest if dont come back in X amount of years. Toss a couple grand at some random nobody. Travel to every corner of the globe. Learn a few languages along the way. Never stay more than 6 months in any region. Never spend more than $1000 a month. Party, drink, mediate, draw, learn, love, goon, experience.....Come back home on some random day during some random get together, a man who has seen everything Mother Earth has to offer Write a book (s), make more money. Dump the rest of my money on the fam. Get that foreign girl I promised to return to pregnant. Wait to die

This all I wanna do

 

[Mr swag]

If I was gonna win that 500 million lotto


I had plans to buy the hornets